Blousie made poopie?
Well done, good blousie, soon you'll be ready for Big Girl Pants!

Gosh, that must have been fun. I've not had to do that since I was a kid on holiday, as I recall the hardest part to tackle was the wiping.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

nah, the trick is to spread your cheeks and squeeze hard
Then you don't need to wipe
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I had tissues.
I always have tissues. I used to be a girl guide.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Where did you put the tissues?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

on top of the poo
To deter treasure hunters
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:37, Reply)

^this
Is was very overgrown and not somewhere hikers are bound to tread.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

did anyone see you?
Why were you in a field anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:45, Reply)

A field at the side of a canal.
I was walking with my mum and the dogs. There were outbuildings I hit behind.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

That just sounds like you are due to be waxed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:47, Reply)

arf!
*checks for dangleberries*
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:14, Reply)

see above

(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Always good to be prepared.
A guide eh? Can you still fit in to your uniform?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:39, Reply)

she has a special uniform
For that kind of thing
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I only got my hostess badge and Al will confirm that I'm still a bloody great hostess.

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:44, Reply)

she let's you stay over, and if you're lonely
She let's you know that her door is always open.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

*winks*

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:51, Reply)

+back

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:28, Reply)

!

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:29, Reply)

YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE BROADSWORD.
CROSSED THE LINE.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I'M A BAD BOY AND SHOULD BE PUNISHED

( broadsword, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:31, Reply)

*hides boobies away*
FOREVER!!
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:33, Reply)

On behalf of men everywhere may I just say:
NOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:38, Reply)

so what does hostessing entail?
I can only think of air hostesses.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, Reply)

Getting drunk, hugging everyone and telling them how much I love them.
Also making sure everyone has bacon in the morning.
( girlinthehole, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Well, I can do that
although people probably don't appreciate the hugs as much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:55, Reply)