Monday is shit - fact
Fucking bad hayfever yesterday, leading to no sleep at all last night. Big fuck-off nail through my tyre and no locking wheel nut to take it off. Stupid BMW run-flat tyres means you cant just fix them either, which means £130+ for a fucking puncture.

In summary: CUNT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:04, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

HAHA
you shouldn't drive such a shit car.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:06, Reply)

ALALALALALALAL
Are you definitely coming to the bash at the weekend?
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Errrrrrm, no.


Sorry

I'm going to DiT's to watch the boxing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I'm sorry.
I hope you have a good time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

It won't be the same without you, you know that don't you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I'm well aware of that fact.
Without me, you'll all have space to breath, you'll be able to put down items of food with them being inhaled and all the ladies will have vaginas drier than the sahara.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'll bring my special ladies moistening spray to pass round.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:27, Reply)

It's OK, I'll be there.
You can leave it at home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Hurray!

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:33, Reply)

This is true
Obviously your car/van/artic suffers absolutely no issues at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It's a Doblo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I feel SO much better now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

If I get a puncture I have a spare tyre
and then the tyres can be repaired. Run flat tyres on any car are a shit idea.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Mine got me out of two motorway punctures, so all in all pretty sweet
Somewhat pricey, but you get what you pay for
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

It is slightly odd being told that you have a puncture when you are driving along

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I heard you're so manly that you can not only open a bottle of Fenton's curiosity cola with your bear hands, but you can also unscrew the tire nut holder things with them too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I'm so manly I can unscrew tyre nuts with my buttocks.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

Two at the same time, that go in oppersite directions.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Tricky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Wow.
Seems I had the best weekend out of you lot so far. Shame about being back in work again.

I may have to develop a migraine so I can get home and enjoy the sunshine.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Glad someone enjoyed it!
The kids had a nice time yesterday playing in their paddling pool. I put the slide into it so they had their own mini water park
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:16, Reply)

That's good thinking.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:18, Reply)

About the only useful thing I acheived at the weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

So the kids could drop themselves into the pool?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Pretty much, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:20, Reply)

That seemed funnier in my own head.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I got the joke - too tired though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:21, Reply)

The heat?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Mainly hayfever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Gayfever more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:28, Reply)

This^
what a fucking shit affliction. OH NOES, GRASS POLLEN!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Oh that Darth...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:32, Reply)

And so it begins
COW
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:37, Reply)

Yessum baws?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:43, Reply)

KILL THE LUGGAGE
and I shall rid Newcastle of pollen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Consider it done
Sorry Lugg, nothing personal
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Bloody charming that is.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:49, Reply)

I would ask you to kill everyone guilty of throwing homphobic insults my way
but that would effectively mean the extinction of humankind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 9:52, Reply)