I have never resorted to anything other than throwing myself at someone.
Unfortunately for me, no-one ever wanted to take me up on my offer until it was too late.
*sadfaces*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

awww sweetie.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I read that as 'throwing up on someone'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I might have had more luck that way...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Its alright
I read "no-one ever wanted to take me up on my offer until it was too late." as "no-one ever wanted to take me up the arse until it was too late."

I'm beyond help
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:33, Reply)

I think we need to start some kind of online mutual support group.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Anal Anonymous?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Do I have to believe in a higher power
That why I could never be a mason or go to Alcoholics Anonymous, that and they're cunts
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:38, Reply)

At least you tried.
I spent most of my life being too scared to even try.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh, that only came of the desperation of being unloved and unwanted for so long.
I spent most of my school years just moonig over boys froma distance.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I read that as mooing and giggled.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:28, Reply)

You and Darth are so alike

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Maybe if you'd have mooned at them a bit closer someone would have dived straight in.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 10:32, Reply)