You can all fuck off!
*sulks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:04, 9 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I heard
he said was going to get some 'bugle' in for the weekend but it turned out to be an ear trumpet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:05, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

*there there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I haven't said anything about your marraige.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Okay. THEY can all fuck off.
You know, them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I ain't said zip

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You were going to cut me yesterday.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

You were inciting violence!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Only against DJ!
And I wasn't inciting violence. I just meant that we could team up against him. You know, in arguments and things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

You girls are so out of order
I'm gonna weigh in on his side, because he's hot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Not so fast bitch.
I refused to collude.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Oh okay then.
I'll keep my nose out of it then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Your small nose.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

He's not hot!
He has a girly haircut and a big nose.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

He has a sexy haircut
and sexy nose.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I thought we were going to be good friends.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Dump her Roota
we can be best friends instead, don't move to Scotland, move to London, me and you can meet up for coffee at lunchtime and talk about all the funny things DJ has got up to.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Can we meet up for tea instead?
And I'll be all "Oh this morning, you'll never guess... he peed in my slippers!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

And I'll throw my head back and laugh
and spill a bit of tea in my saucer, and then I'll wait until no-ones looking and slurp it out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

But I've already slurped it for you
and I'm chuckling all northern and saying "Waste not want not!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Saucer!
There's posh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:26, Reply)

You'd be more concerned if I *did* think he was hot.
I will concede that everybody tells me he is good-looking. I'm only jealous.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Haha yeah then you'd have to change your name to b3rth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

pffft
/is not a bert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I heard
that you're afraid to go on the pier at Weston in case the wheels of his bath chair get stuck between the planks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:07, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Look Beth I'm really sorry to hear you are having troubles
and I just want you to know that I am here here for you...











......you know? If you fancy a fuck or owt.
( Peej, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I heard that you spend most of your weekends
blocking the aisles in Sainsbury's.
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I heard
that you have to do all the grocery shopping during December because otherwise all the local kids start queueing up next to your husband, giving him lists of presents and telling him how good they've been all year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Stop it now.
hahahahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)

explain pls.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

He's implying that my husband looks like Santa.
and that's funny because he's old and he has a white beard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:12, Reply)

yeah but you're old, right, Mrs. Claus?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Her maiden name was
Mary Christmas.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:17, Reply)

Oh yeah.
and haggard. Don't forget haggard.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I don't actually know how old you are.
Nor do I know what you or your husband look like.
As far as I know, you look like this
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I definitely don't look like him.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

B3th does not look like a vapid cretin - you take that back.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I imagine
this is what you look like
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Hahahah more like this:

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:47, Reply)

That's not only a physical resemblance either

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:49, Reply)

more like
this

slightly NSFW?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I heard that he calls your father
"sonny"
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:16, Reply)

He's only four years older than my dad!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Woah, that was supposed to be a joke.
Is he rich, or something. Do you occasionally mix his pills up "accidentally"?

You know, because you'd think he'd notice but he can't see that well anymore and it'd be easy to get them confused. Nobody could accuse a grieving, and suddenly filthy rich, widow of foul play, could they?
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Oh, you're all mean.
I'm not playing any more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Just be careful, yeah?
I know the poolboy, Juan, is always walking around topless and sure, he says he loves you, but are you sure he's not just using you to get to the money?

Man, that'd be an irony, wouldn't it?
( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I apologise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I just thought, you know, Werther's smoke there's fire...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Afternoon, Jeff.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:29, Reply)

very clever.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

*cries*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I'm not really causing offence am I?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I'm not in a great mood today, Monty.
I think my patience/tolerance are nearing dangerous levels of low.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Oh man. I'm glad I left it in second gear, then.

( Kroney, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I'm sorry.
Neither am I. It's been horrible today and I see no sign of any improvement soon.

Sorry once again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Kay.
Maybe I should just cock off until I'm a bit happier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 16:46, Reply)