£1000 is not 'a big spunk load of cash' though is it?
I'd spend a fair wad of it on flowers to apologise to two people. I'd buy Lusty some hideous jewellery, my daughter something to annoy her mother and a whopping great pile of nommy MDs for daddy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No but it's a restrained, sensible amount for a first purchase.
What would you do with £5000 then?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

£4000 more MDs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Full back tattoo, holiday to America to visit my dad (and Kristine),
clothes, XO cognac, MDs, expensive records, new mixer....my dear boy I could dispose of five grand in about two hours without breaking a sweat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

And hence the catastrophic state of your finances.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Lusty doesn't strike me as the hideous jewellery type of girl.
More the Ooo! this is nice spending quality time alone with my favorite bloke kind of girl.


Edit - Mind you a bit of sparkly stuff is never a bad idea.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Did you see that programme last night on C4 about gold mining?
It was proper scary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:35, Reply)

No I didn't.
why scary?
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

It showed these poor kids scurrying down tiny little rabbit hole type mines to get the gold out
then they had to refine it with mercury, with their bare hands. They were all covered in welts and sores due to poisoning, and the conditions were shocking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

: ((

( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

That reminded me of my boy's 5th birthday.
I told him he was now officially old enough to 'go up the chimneys'. He thought I was being serious...
(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They sent parents pre-paid envelopes and asked them to put their kids in them.
Once they'd received kids in the post, the weighed them and sent the parents a fraction of their true value.

They then put the kids to work.*

*I may not have seen this show.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Speaking of which
You might quite like this...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Tee hee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Seriously? She has a magnificent collection of frankly alarming trinkets.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I've never seen her wearing very much jewellery.
Ovbiously got it wrong.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

vajazzle innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Hahaha!
Can you imagine the look of horror on Monty's face is she got that done.
( girlinthehole, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

You're alright mate, you don't need to apologise.
Besides, I don't like strange men off the internet buying me flowers. I always feel pressured into a blowie.
( Kroney, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)