End of the working day thread...
Anyone have exciting evening plans?
I shall be learning about pain relief in labour.

ALT:best present you've ever bought someone?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:00, 46 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Noodles, bed, movie, sleep.
Pretty fucking exciting from where I'm sat.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Sounds perfect for a miserable tuesday night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Hey I'm not miserable, I'm pretty slinky actually.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

laundry!!!!11!1!
Alt: this weekend I bought my friend a load of junk, cotton candy, a princess set from disney, hannah montana book cover, a sand pail, bubbles, pokemon cards, etc etc to help keep her young
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

i also had a star named for the bff last year

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:06, Reply)

You get your friends the most bent gifts ever K.
I can't remember if I asked you if you'd sent off your passport application or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

it's better than what they get me
which is nothing

Yeah I sent it
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Maybe them getting you nothing is their way of saying, 'Really, don't bother'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

aw, reckon I should just throw away this giant box of fuck off I got for you

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:19, Reply)

hahahaha
*genuine lols*

It would be a shame if you did, as I'm running out of fuck off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'd rather they bought me beer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:17, Reply)

if they didn't like my gifts they sure are good actors
It may be useless junk, but it's thoughtful and they like them
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Fair do's, i'd still rather have a friend buy me a pint than a crap little gift
Boys are hard to buy small gifts for though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

yeah, well these are girls, not boys

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You should buy them some pudding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I have a report to review
a CV to update and some invoices to prepare. Joy.

alt: does an engagement ring count?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:05, Reply)

The alt counts if you choose it yourself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I designed it motherfucker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Does it have dolphins on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

don't be absurd.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

But i thought you were children of the sea?
What's it like then?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

it's like this
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/ring_modified.jpg

but real, rather than a 3D rendering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Well it doesn't count then GRANNYFUCKER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

V!
I heard you were delivering invites last week. I keep checking my postbox but nothing's arrived yet. I'm sure there's just a delay with the post, or the postman's nicked it. If you find your wedding gatecrashed by a big beardy man wearing shorts and a mohawk we can assume that's what happened.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:10, Reply)

you will be indistinguishable from the rest of the guests

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I was talking about the postman, but I guess that almost fits my description.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I thought you meant Labs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

He's not beardy, no amount of beard could cover all those chins
a year ago.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I went to the pub last night so I'll stay in this evening.
I'm going to cook a chilli, and maybe watch a bit of telly if there is anything good on.

Other than that, I've got some reading I need to do (possible contract for Solvency ii in the offing and I know fuck all about it), and I might do some ironing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I'm guesing the lack of reply means none of you have any Solvency ii experience :(
Looks like I'll have to find my own resources for it then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Are you a girl who puts out, or someone who knows a girl who puts out, or perhaps studying women who put out?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:08, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Well, I presume the person in labour, weather it's you, your wife or (like if you're a nurse in training or something) someone you're studying... I presume they put out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:14, Reply)

You are Jay and Silent Bob AICMFP

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm FAR more productive than them, I donno anything they've done aside some shitty podcasts or that 'strikes back' film?
Oh', that one with chris rock as jesus was alright, but in general they're very meh'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:20, Reply)

They go to an abortion clinic to pick up chicks because they are "easy" and put out
Clerks is a good film
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Oh', ok then.
Fair 'nuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I've managed 21 gig of torrent downloads in the past 20 hours to use up my monthly bandwidth allowance.
BT says I've only used a gig and a half. Iiiiiinteresting. Sort of. I'll check again tomorrow.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I'm going to London for some reason.
Alt: Burt Chimpcaster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Because we are amazing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I think it's the lure of beer and Gonz's cooking.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Oh...well do a poo for me while you are there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I've got a pub quiz tonight, should be good
I'm considering getting some steak for tea, hmm...

Alt: I bought my then-gf the entire Studio Ghibli series.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

tea? TEA?!
*despairs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Laundry this evening
got a pot of beef in beer that should be ready when I get home. I'm going to do some new potatoes, not quite sure whether to mash them or just serve as is with a knob of butter.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

of butter
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)