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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Is it thundering where anyone else is?
A few people said it was who I'm sure are south westish. Here it's like a proper summer's day
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:51, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's lovely out at the moment Captain.
We've not had any rain today or nuffink.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)
We had hail and forked lightning earlier

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)
^ me too
It was like a monsoon
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)
It's like we're all in the same city!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
Wales in
Nicer Weather Than England (well some of it) shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)
My boyhood holidays in Wales seemed always to be sunny.
Apart from when we went to Anglesey. Boy that was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)
I lived in cheshire growing up
so North Wales was the classic holiday because it was in another country but only a few hours away. I spent a lot of time eating chips in Porthmadog trying to be interested in steam trains
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)
I lived in Cheltenham for a couple of years so I hear ya, Cap.
Although to my excellent luck our holidays were steam-train free but chock-full of CASTLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)
oh yeah, those too
also walking/driving for miles to look at some rock. Not rock music, just some rock that had some mythology attached.

I got my own back and took my parents to see Arthur's Stone round here. It's just a big fuck off piece of rock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:09, Reply)
I have absolutely no problem with that kind of thing whatsoever.
I plan to acquire Julian Cope's 'Modern Antiquarian' and do a neolithic monument tour at some point. I love that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
what the hell is with the
cover 'art' for that book? It's rancid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I quite like Cheltenham.
I used to have to go quite a bit for work as that was where the HQ was.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Did you used to be A SUPER-SPY????

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
No, I worked for the Countryside Agency.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)
as a spy, though, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Yes.
If you like.

I did tell the missus that was my job when I met her. Technically I did work for the government, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
YOU WOULD SAY THAT.
*gives massively unsubtle wink*

Oh, right, I getcha. Countryside, eh? Got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
Nicest job I ever had, that.
I was gutted when the Agency was wound up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
...after the fall of the iron curtain

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)
It was a genuinely interesting job.
Assessing local heritage projects and giving grants out.

www.lhi.org.uk/projects_directory/projects_by_region/north_east/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)
only a spy would have that
convincing a cover story
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)
It was fucking belting it down earlier
Whopper thunderstorm, hour or two of pissing rain etc - it's now completely dry out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)
And Big Mac lightning I'll wager.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)
Bender clouds too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Oh man, when I next come up to London I'm going to find a Wimpy and get myself Bendered RIGHT UP.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
There's one in Finchley.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)
YOU GET A PLATE!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)
I'm there.
It'll have to be a bender and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
not a bender in a bap?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
OMG!
Is that near where the bash is this weekend, because if it is I totally need some Bender action, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
Hey Captain, we could go for a bender before going on a bender!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)
YAY!
I'm excited now!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)
I hate to piss on your chips.
But I can't make it this weekend, so a Wimpy would have to wait 'till the great bash boyce.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)
I'm not coming to that one, though
I shall have to find other Benders to Bender with
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Too bad.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)
ALL THE MORE BENDERS FOR US, JEFFLES.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)
I'd imagine they taste awful.
To the point that I might just buy one for a bit of a laugh, and then not eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Jeff: can't take a bender

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
And I'm proud of the fact.
Imagine if they were really nice though. How depressing would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)
I think they would be Benderific
and you'd become a benderholic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
I'd have to buy my own Wimpy franchise so I could bender it up all the time then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)
Take pic of self posing with said bender, then bin it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
That would work.
Although I'm guessing a bender in a bun (ON A PLATE!!11!!!) would probably cost as much as something I'd enjoy eating.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
you can't put a price on comedy, Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)
But I can put a price on lunch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)
Nowhere fucking near I'm afraid. There are, it seems, none in central London at all.
www.wimpy.uk.com/storemap.asp?radiusSelect=200&addressInput2=london
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)
lame

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My nearest on is in Porthcawl. Nothing is good enough to make me go there
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
I guess the people who posted live in London now
then. I should keep track of that kind of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)
Open a spreadsheet. It's the best way to stay on top of people's whereabouts.
That's what someone on here told me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)
I am tempted by this
I could keep information about where they work, what they think about Dr Who and who they're stalking.

I'd never be a social outcast again!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)
Hahah
You could call it the 'POPULARTRON' and it could TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
You know, like in 'Transformers'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
Spreadsheets in disguise.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)
It's got a certain ring to it, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)
Like one that you might ring for, say, a holiday...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)
You'd better play THAT at your bash.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)
RIGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:09, Reply)
I was considering doing a 'shit rap' set.
Wham, Ant, Holiday, Stutter, Chalk Dust...you name it: all the old skool rap hits.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Whistle. Only Buggin'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)
Oh yes.
If it didn't mean parting with money for these 'rap with a silent C' records I fucking would and all.

Kenny Everett's 'Snot Rap' would be in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)
and roland rat's one
rat rappin'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)
oh oh didn't zig and zag do one?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
They did.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
Ooh good call

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Let's get ready to rumble by PJ and Duncan as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)
A classic of the genre.
And of the time when every non-rapper would try to do a rap record and use the same rhythmic flow.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)
*shakes head wearily*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)
It really was dire.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)
It was a 'challenging' era.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
Many of the artists were certainly 'challenged'.
Although if Deacon had stayed alive a bit longer I'm sure he would have cut a disc. That would have been comedy gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)
He could be all like
"nnnyyyeeeuuurrrghn hnnngggghhhf nyyuuugh mmmmfff" whilst Ernie held up translation cards to a breakbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)
Hey DG, you must have a copy of Gazza doing Fog on the Tyne.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)
Nope.
Because it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
*something about sickly sausage rolls*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)
*something else about a carrier bag, a fishing trip, lager and shooting someone in the face*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)
*something something STORM DRAIN something*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)
Monty, if you ever visit us
I will personally take you to see that storm drain.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)
He'll reply when he has booked his flights.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

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