I'm just going to lay it out there, out in the open, just so you all know, I miss B3th's friendly words today, oh gee oh gosh, she's so swell.
I got a new album just now, something called "Bad meets evil", I think it's got a lot of eminem in. I never like albums when I first hear them but then I start to enjoy them after forcing myself. A bit like a poo in that respect.

I'm quite excited by this: online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304520804576347810004917234.html , in fact, more than a little excited.

No question, just talk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:07, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

SYMPATHY REPLY

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

fucking hell, 15 minutes =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:23, Reply)

I'm looking forward to Friday, Gonz.
What time do you want people to turn up? I may also need directions.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Am I coming?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Have you been invited?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I don't know...
i guess not
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)

You bender

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Not until we can confirm if you're a chick that puts out

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Only reason DG is going is because I thought his wife puts out and he wouldn't mind too much... at least, he wouldn't mind enough to the point of hitting me or anything.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)

i can confirm 50% of this statement
The choice is yours
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

With my luck you'll be a bloke who insists on putting out.
No Thanks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

hang on a minute...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Is around 7ish good for you? I'm about 30-40mins from Kings Cross, you just take the picadilly line up north to southgate and I can meet you at the station, I'm only a minute's walk from it.
I practiced with cheaper ingredients one of the dishes I plan to make, well lush. =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I get into London just before 4
and am staying in King's Cross, so 7 is fine by me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Aceness ! =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Hurrah I should be home by then as well
my stupid boss is on holiday so I'm afraid I can't leave early as I ahve to run the office and stuff
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Have you cheered up from you morning RAGE?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

no
Gonz is in for it later if there are still rubbish bags everywhere
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)

He's probably looking forward to it.
Have you managed to catch any episodes of Storage Wars yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I saw half an episode the other day
it was weird, the old man wanted a raffle
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Have you been watching 4 Rooms on Channel 4, that is quite interesting.
(It's on this evening at 8pm if you've not seen it before)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:53, Reply)

No I don't watch much TV :(
I shall 4od it later
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

No worries, I got friday off so I can go FOOD SHOPPING =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:48, Reply)

HELLO
hello
hello
hello

EDIT: how does one use HTML to write in super small text?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:26, Reply)

How small are you thinking?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Quantum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Leap

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

If you leaped into a woman would'nt you spend the entire episode frottaging yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:33, Reply)

turns out he didn't
but he was some kind of goody two shoes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:38, Reply)

also i think a boy suddenly getting lady parts would be very distressing for them
especially if she was on the blob.

Getting a willy all of a sudden as a girl would be pretty freaky, I hear those things take some practise and taming
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:46, Reply)

oh boy

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:34, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

*belms*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Stop it Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Actually, i've seen people write smaller than my small text above
which i wnated to do for my "empty thread echo joke"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:32, Reply)

have you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Pardon?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Is it thundering where anyone else is?
A few people said it was who I'm sure are south westish. Here it's like a proper summer's day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:51, Reply)

It's lovely out at the moment Captain.
We've not had any rain today or nuffink.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

We had hail and forked lightning earlier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:52, Reply)

^ me too
It was like a monsoon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:54, Reply)

It's like we're all in the same city!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Wales in
Nicer Weather Than England (well some of it) shocker
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:00, Reply)

My boyhood holidays in Wales seemed always to be sunny.
Apart from when we went to Anglesey. Boy that was shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I lived in cheshire growing up
so North Wales was the classic holiday because it was in another country but only a few hours away. I spent a lot of time eating chips in Porthmadog trying to be interested in steam trains
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I lived in Cheltenham for a couple of years so I hear ya, Cap.
Although to my excellent luck our holidays were steam-train free but chock-full of CASTLES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:06, Reply)

oh yeah, those too
also walking/driving for miles to look at some rock. Not rock music, just some rock that had some mythology attached.

I got my own back and took my parents to see Arthur's Stone round here. It's just a big fuck off piece of rock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I have absolutely no problem with that kind of thing whatsoever.
I plan to acquire Julian Cope's 'Modern Antiquarian' and do a neolithic monument tour at some point. I love that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

what the hell is with the
cover 'art' for that book? It's rancid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I quite like Cheltenham.
I used to have to go quite a bit for work as that was where the HQ was.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Did you used to be A SUPER-SPY????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

No, I worked for the Countryside Agency.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)

as a spy, though, right?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Yes.
If you like.

I did tell the missus that was my job when I met her. Technically I did work for the government, so...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

YOU WOULD SAY THAT.
*gives massively unsubtle wink*

Oh, right, I getcha. Countryside, eh? Got it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Nicest job I ever had, that.
I was gutted when the Agency was wound up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

...after the fall of the iron curtain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

It was a genuinely interesting job.
Assessing local heritage projects and giving grants out.

www.lhi.org.uk/projects_directory/projects_by_region/north_east/index.html
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:28, Reply)

only a spy would have that
convincing a cover story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:32, Reply)

It was fucking belting it down earlier
Whopper thunderstorm, hour or two of pissing rain etc - it's now completely dry out there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:55, Reply)

And Big Mac lightning I'll wager.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Bender clouds too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Oh man, when I next come up to London I'm going to find a Wimpy and get myself Bendered RIGHT UP.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

There's one in Finchley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)

YOU GET A PLATE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I'm there.
It'll have to be a bender and chips.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)

not a bender in a bap?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

OMG!
Is that near where the bash is this weekend, because if it is I totally need some Bender action, too!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Hey Captain, we could go for a bender before going on a bender!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:11, Reply)

YAY!
I'm excited now!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I hate to piss on your chips.
But I can't make it this weekend, so a Wimpy would have to wait 'till the great bash boyce.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I'm not coming to that one, though
I shall have to find other Benders to Bender with
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Too bad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)

ALL THE MORE BENDERS FOR US, JEFFLES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I'd imagine they taste awful.
To the point that I might just buy one for a bit of a laugh, and then not eat it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Jeff: can't take a bender

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)

And I'm proud of the fact.
Imagine if they were really nice though. How depressing would that be?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I think they would be Benderific
and you'd become a benderholic
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

I'd have to buy my own Wimpy franchise so I could bender it up all the time then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Take pic of self posing with said bender, then bin it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)

That would work.
Although I'm guessing a bender in a bun (ON A PLATE!!11!!!) would probably cost as much as something I'd enjoy eating.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

you can't put a price on comedy, Jeff

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:25, Reply)

But I can put a price on lunch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Nowhere fucking near I'm afraid. There are, it seems, none in central London at all.
www.wimpy.uk.com/storemap.asp?radiusSelect=200&addressInput2=london
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)

lame

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My nearest on is in Porthcawl. Nothing is good enough to make me go there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I guess the people who posted live in London now
then. I should keep track of that kind of thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Open a spreadsheet. It's the best way to stay on top of people's whereabouts.
That's what someone on here told me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I am tempted by this
I could keep information about where they work, what they think about Dr Who and who they're stalking.

I'd never be a social outcast again!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Hahah
You could call it the 'POPULARTRON' and it could TRANSFORM YOUR LIFE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

You know, like in 'Transformers'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Spreadsheets in disguise.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:05, Reply)

It's got a certain ring to it, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Like one that you might ring for, say, a holiday...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:07, Reply)

You'd better play THAT at your bash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:08, Reply)

RIGHT?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I was considering doing a 'shit rap' set.
Wham, Ant, Holiday, Stutter, Chalk Dust...you name it: all the old skool rap hits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Whistle. Only Buggin'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Oh yes.
If it didn't mean parting with money for these 'rap with a silent C' records I fucking would and all.

Kenny Everett's 'Snot Rap' would be in there.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:12, Reply)

and roland rat's one
rat rappin'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:13, Reply)

oh oh didn't zig and zag do one?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

They did.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Ooh good call

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Let's get ready to rumble by PJ and Duncan as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:14, Reply)

A classic of the genre.
And of the time when every non-rapper would try to do a rap record and use the same rhythmic flow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)

*shakes head wearily*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:15, Reply)

It really was dire.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:17, Reply)

It was a 'challenging' era.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Many of the artists were certainly 'challenged'.
Although if Deacon had stayed alive a bit longer I'm sure he would have cut a disc. That would have been comedy gold.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:21, Reply)

He could be all like
"nnnyyyeeeuuurrrghn hnnngggghhhf nyyuuugh mmmmfff" whilst Ernie held up translation cards to a breakbeat.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Hey DG, you must have a copy of Gazza doing Fog on the Tyne.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:16, Reply)

Nope.
Because it was shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

*something about sickly sausage rolls*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

*something else about a carrier bag, a fishing trip, lager and shooting someone in the face*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:19, Reply)

*something something STORM DRAIN something*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Monty, if you ever visit us
I will personally take you to see that storm drain.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:22, Reply)

He'll reply when he has booked his flights.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I was totally going to buy a book but I'm going to buy groceries instead. Yay being sensible.
Today is the roommate's girlfriend's birthday and I hope they don't plan on partying because they did that sunday and I got no sleep and if that's what they plan to do I'm going to leave in a huff and give everyone dirty looks.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I bought two books yesterday
I've started one and so far it's brilliant. Funny in a slightly pretentious way, the best kind of funny (after bum and willy jokes)

www.amazon.co.uk/Live-Safely-Science-Fictional-Universe/dp/1848876807
what were you going to buy?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Actually, after reading the summary, it looks shit. My book, not yours.
www.amazon.com/Collide-Megan-Hart/dp/0373605579/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309282111&sr=8-1

Your book looks pretty awesome!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:30, Reply)

it's got 5 stars

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:31, Reply)

from 2 reviewers though
it just came out last tuesday
still looks shit
I don't like that she's venturing out of her typical mode of writing
I mean, she can, but this book has nothing to do with the other books in this series
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:34, Reply)

I know nothing of the genre
but it seems to me you should be adventurous...at worst you could grow mushrooms in it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:35, Reply)

She typically writes very good stories, had 5 books about real relationships
then she snuck in a book that was about a girl that fell in love with a dude and he died in the ocean and when she got older she went back to the place and he came out of the ocean but couldn't leave the immediate area around her beach house
it pissed me off because I didn't know it was supernatural, I don't like books like that, she has other books that are like that, she should've classified that book in with the supernatural ones, and this will likely be the same.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:39, Reply)

hmm
almost sounds like she needs a different name to publish some books under
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Jay Deacon
would work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I know I'm being dumb, But she has this series of books, this is the 8th.
The first 5 books were all connected, the sixth wasn't, the seventh was.
They aren't specifically a series, but they all have connections within the characters, the books are all named with a single word.
Why slap something different and not connected at all into it? Especially when you are already writing three other series of books?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:47, Reply)

this makes complete sense
If you're going to theme books, theme the contents, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:53, Reply)

thank you, I thought I was being an idiot

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Yeah that'll teach 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Well, I've tried the "saying 'can you please keep it down'" method
as well as the "Shouting CAN YOU TURN THAT DOWN?" method
because all that gets is the "This is my god damned house" response.

So, at least if I leave, I have a chance of being able to sleep.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:26, Reply)

call them quenders and wait for lols.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:40, Reply)

more like confused looks and attitude

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 18:49, Reply)