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Have you been wanking your husband off?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:14,
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No silly
I fell up the stairs, and put my hands out to support my immense weight. I have wrists like twigs, and they hurt now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:15,
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How can you fall *up* the stairs?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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have you never fallen up the stairs?
it sucks
and is actually much easier to do than fall down them. I've fallen upstairs many more times than I've fallen down them.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:27,
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No
I pick my feet up when I walk.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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it's usually when going quickly
and timing or height is slightly misjudged.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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It will happen to you and when it does, I hope I'm around to watch, point and laugh.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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And if you do, I'll set Piston on you.
I will have him talk, and talk,
and talk,and talk,and talk...
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The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:34,
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It generally happens when you're going too fast and don't lift your feet enough.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:29,
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yes
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:31,
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I've done it.
You trip and catch the stairs with your foot thus falling up them.
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girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:28,
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And due to the general layout of stairs you get bruised in several places.
Oh stairs, why must you punish me so?
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TheColonel, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 10:33,
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