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So my friend got a formal written final warning for her misdameanor
and could lose her job if things get worse :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:21,
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what did she do
?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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Shit herself in a board meeting.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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Went on strike
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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Lost a confidential document
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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oh :(
bad news
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:25,
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She got caught on cctv space-docking in the reception area.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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and the special area for that
is round the back
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:29,
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...in Nakers' office.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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Not good, I know how she feels.
Long as she keeps her head down, and doesn't draw attention to herself, she should be ok.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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Of course, while she's keeping her head down and not being noticed
Chompy will be raping her.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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Not so unfortunately
if it turns out that the details of the documenty have got into the wrong hands then she is out, and only 2 days from retirement as well
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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Fucking hell
that's pretty bad. Mind you, if she's nearly about to retire losing her job won't affect her pension will it?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:30,
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Aww man my mates dad was a new york cop
and he got shot 2 days from retirement
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Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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D'oh!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:34,
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Ahh, fucking hell, that's really really shitty
And please tell me that's not a Chief Wiggum quote?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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Something bad happens 2 days from retirement
Are you a copper? I only ask as something very similar happened in the Lethal Weapon series of films.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:34,
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Well done everyone who realised that the retirement part was a joke...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:35,
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A JOKE IN VERY POOR TASTE, I MIGHT ADD.
I actually AM 2 days from retirement AND I just got on cctv caught space-docking in the reception area.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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Wind him up, and see if Nakers calls you 'Sugartits' when he's really fucked off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:36,
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Watch it now sugartits or you'll feel the back of my hand!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:40,
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AHA! SO YOU *ARE* HIM.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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