It was lovely
I had a wonderful day. Sadly however today has kicked me nicely in the knackers and brought me back down to earth with a nasty bump.
(berk, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Is somebody grumping again?

( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)

No, not at all
I started applying for a job I had a very good chance of getting, had met the team involved...logged on this morning to discovered they'd closed the vacancy 10 days early due to overwhelming response. I rang the woman I'd met and she sounded genuinely upset but said there was nothing she could do.
I have still not heard anything from the applications I made earlier in the month, despite thinking I had a good chance of getting at least two interviews.
there may have been a minor bedroom-based mishap last night which has made me feel very inadequate and stupid. But there was no grumping.
(berk, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Oh that sucks.
Your bedroom mishap, was that more or less embarrassing than, for example, your fellow pulling out to change position and accidentally jizzing in your hair?*

*I totally haven't done this.
( Kroney, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

She said "made me feel very inadequate and stupid"
Which makes me think she thought 'blow job' was literal, and inflated his foreskin like a balloon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:24, Reply)

that's no how it works?
I mean HAHAHA, that would be stupid!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:27, Reply)

No
me mistakenly thinking he'd come and stopping doing what I was doing, and then having a massive flounce/strop and embarrassing myself further when I realised he hadn't. I have no confidence in my ability to do sexy things, and worse, little confidence in his ability not to judge me for being rubbish*

*NB, I'm probably being massively paranoid and unfair here.
(berk, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Might I say that I think
you're being massively paranoid and unfair here.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)

i want to know what she was doing.
Like was it that thing, y'know...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Did you get to watch any tennis, or did you spend the day watching the big screen, eating strawberries and drinking Pimms?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Watched loads of tennis
most of it on court rather than on screen, no strawberries (brought a picnic, and they were obscenely overpriced) but I did have some Pimms. And it was lovely and sunny.
(berk, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Well that sounds like a lovely day.
Glad you enjoyed it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I hope you boo'd the fuck out of Murray.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Haha, we only had ground passes
I wasn't queueing for 4 hours to get tickets for the show courts!
(berk, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 11:28, Reply)