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Oh, yes and that
I kid you not, my 8 yer old son has better, but I have a doctor's note for Gonzism, so it's OK.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
We should try and legally get dyslexia changed to Gonzism.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Definitely
all though it does kind of discriminate against those of us who are not Gonz but write like spackas. I might have to go on strike.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
there are two 6 year olds in year one that have better writing than me. It's amazing,

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)
is you lisdexic then
or do you just have spackhands?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I'm a lefty and a spastic

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I'm left handed but I can write
You must be a pretard Bob.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I'm sinister too!

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I love that!
sinister FTW
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)
pretard?
but yeah probably!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Like a retard that works with young kids

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)
yeah that's me.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Can't help
My boy is a lefty, but despite having two dyslectic parents, two dyslexic grandfathers and every single male member of his father's family being dyslexic one way or another, has dodged the Gonz bullet.

oh fuck.

I've just realized

She must have been fucking the milkman.

Oh well, It put me just 1 DNA test away from getting 15% of my income back I guess, happy days.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:33, Reply)
: /

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)
meh, even if he isn't genetically mine (and there is actually some chance, although small that he isn't)
He's my boy, I saw him into this world, I helped raise him as long as I could stand his mother for and i'm the closest thing he has to a health male rolemodel so he's mine and damn proud of him I am too.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)
*pats on back*
Of course he's yours.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Yup, that he is
My vengeance upon the world.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)
He'll probably be an accountant, you know that don't you.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Nah, he's gonna be one of the Homeosexuals I reckon
He like musicals and the Theatre and stuff. Mind you he was trying to give me tips on pulling technique the other day, it was hilarious.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Aw bless!

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Yeah, he loves milk, cheese, yoghurts and extra-marital sex
Must be yours
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Well, I like all those things
except yogurt, yogurt is just wrong.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

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