Can't help
My boy is a lefty, but despite having two dyslectic parents, two dyslexic grandfathers and every single male member of his father's family being dyslexic one way or another, has dodged the Gonz bullet.

oh fuck.

I've just realized

She must have been fucking the milkman.

Oh well, It put me just 1 DNA test away from getting 15% of my income back I guess, happy days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

: /

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

meh, even if he isn't genetically mine (and there is actually some chance, although small that he isn't)
He's my boy, I saw him into this world, I helped raise him as long as I could stand his mother for and i'm the closest thing he has to a health male rolemodel so he's mine and damn proud of him I am too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

*pats on back*
Of course he's yours.
( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Yup, that he is
My vengeance upon the world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

He'll probably be an accountant, you know that don't you.

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Nah, he's gonna be one of the Homeosexuals I reckon
He like musicals and the Theatre and stuff. Mind you he was trying to give me tips on pulling technique the other day, it was hilarious.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Aw bless!

( girlinthehole, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Yeah, he loves milk, cheese, yoghurts and extra-marital sex
Must be yours
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Well, I like all those things
except yogurt, yogurt is just wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)