Three words, cow. Three words.
1. Chinny
2. Reck
3. On
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This week I have had 1 cider and 1 Stella

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

...and I fucking spilled the Stella last night!
BASTARD!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Did you spill your pint?
You'll have to take yourself outside and have a word. You can't put up with that sort of disrespect from a little scrote like you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)

This^
What a fucking cunt I am. I did proper spazz hands and dropped it. Due to my ninja like reflexes around beer I actually managed to catch it before it spilled properly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Have you tried the Stella cider?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yeah
It's OK. Much better ciders available I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Did you wail to yourself 'leave it cow'
before dropping your knickers and peeing in an alleyway?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:53, Reply)

yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)