I must, I must, I must improve my bust.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:32, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And jiggle whilst you recite this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I'm working on it!
Fucking hell, blousie, who invented exercise? It's fucking shit and makes me feel worse than I did before.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's supposed to release endorphins making you feel like King of the world.
Well it does with me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

These days it leaves me walking like I've been raped by a bear.
Fuck knows why I do so much of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I do just enough to stop me from turning into Jabba the hut's fat sister.

( girlinthehole, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I am yet to experience this supposed rush.
At best I have started recovering slightly quicker and not being so stiff and sore the next day.

My boobies however, remain unmuscular.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

It's fictitious.
I went running twice or thrice weekly for two years and hated every miserable second of it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Top pep talk there, Monty

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

good man
running only has two uses.

1)catching the train
2)escaping
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Number 2 is the reason for the attempt to increase fitness.
It recently occurred to me that should a zombie apocalypse occur, I am in poor shape to survive it.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I disagree
Running for a train or a bus is so undignified. I'd rather wait for the next one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I did it because
1) it was free
2) it did not involve gymnasia
3) I wanted to lose some weight and was told it was the best way

Fucking horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Nice use of Latin plural there
*approves
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

this is because running is fucking bent.
exercise is fine. running during exercise for some other overall purpose is fine. Running for the sake of it is more bent than a Barrymore underwater daisy chain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

sorry BGB
but it just is.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Ijustwokeupandfoundhimfloatingtherelolz

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jul 2011, 10:18, Reply)