I would like to breed you, monty and Berk together and I think we could recreate King Charles II.
King Charles II was the party king, his dad got fucked over by Cromwell, and everyone was like "yay, the king is gone, we can now all be free from the monarkee", but when Cromwell came about he banned people having fun in any shape or form, so the people were like Fuck This Shit and got KC2 involved who was like "YAY PARTY TIME".

He had your facial hair, Monty's tallness and lust for getting wasted and berk's georgous curly locks.

I imagine they didn't litterally say "yay party time", probably more "Huzzah, the partieth doest commith".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

So you want me and Monty to spit-roast Berk
in order to re-incarnate a long-dead party-king?

I'm not sure it'll work but damnit I'm game if Monty and Berk are.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I don't really know science that well, I don't know how it all works, I don't even understand how ballpoint pens work unless they create a vacum that pushes the ink down the ink-barrel an then the roller gets a bit of ink and that gets put on the paper.
Wait a sec, if that is how it works, then I guess I do know science.

Anyway, Berk is the scientiest agmonst us, so I imagine it's a matter of some sort of orgy*, OR, or, they extract the sperm directly via the testical via the use of a scalpol. Then putting the two sperms in a large hardon collider going at opersite directions and hope they combine... and then the rest is all pretty normal turkey baster stuff.

Anyway, I love this (press the CC button): www.youtube.com/watch?v=War-7M9Nv3A

* I've got to stop reffering to threesomes as orgies, it shows my lack of knowledge.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

I like the song
it reminds me of this guy, www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk&feature=relmfu who is my latest and greatest musical discovery.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Oh I like that a lot, I'm gonna get his stuff, that'll be my new music for this week.
Do you know Dan Le Sac v Scroobulus Pip's stuff? Angles is my alltime face album. I think you'd like this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKrf81_5Bg8
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

you can buy from
www.professorelemental.com
may I recommend The Indifference Engine well worth £5.

yeah, tune's not bad, not in love but it could grow on me.

Edited to add: you might also like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4 although I prefer Elemental.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Sweet, I'll go for that now.
I've heard of the gentleman rhymer, one of his vids went viralish (I think it was chap-hop). London deffo has the best rap in the world, I think I'd really like paris-rap if I knew french.

Oh my, that reminds me, I was talking to some very pretty french girls after the pub last night, but had to inform them that Birmingham is not just around the corner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 3 Jul 2011, 18:57, Reply)