Misery is fucking right.
I've got computers for spastics this morning, followed by a shitload of cleaning, and every item of clothing I own is making me look like your missus today.

That wasn't a pop at your missus, by the way. I'm just implying that the extra stone I'm carrying has been joined by a spare half-stone, and I look like I'm about ready to drop twins oh woe is me beakering emo blog.

In other news, morning everyone! Hope we're all bright and chirpy and full of the joys of spring summer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 9:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My non-hangover hangover is starting to abate
This is good.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I had a Smirnoff Ice last night at the pub quiz
and mr b3th nagged at me for driving home. I know I'm a lightweight, but I'm not that bad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'm not surprised, I hear he's very fond of that Morris Oxford.
Did he make you wear driving gloves and a flat cap before he'd let you behind the Bakerlite wheel?
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

We were in my car, actually, mr clever clogs.
but he does keep banging on about a Triumph he used to own...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Oh yeah? I like old Triumphs, what did he have?

( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Dolomite Sprint
He said it would see off anything on the road and twanged knicker elastic at forty yards.

Of course, we are talking about a long time ago. Standards were lower then...

EDIT: and knicker elastic was a lot stronger.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:23, Reply)

One of the first sports saloons, the Sprint. Triumph beat BMW to it by a good few years.
They're still capable of keeping up with modern traffic, with a bit of tweaking.

Ugly, though.
( Kroney, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Are you absolutely certain
he wasn't simply nagging at you for drinking a repulsive peasant drink - and in public, too? Maybe he was nagging at you for driving home in case someone saw that a Smirnoff Ice drinker lived at his house.

Next time, park round the corner, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Bobbys doing a crash course in drink driving at the moment, you should gaz him for the details

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

BOOM BOOM

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)