yay
(wait? you have a cunt?)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yes
I keep it in my pocket and feed it on dry roasted peanuts. silly girl, I don'y have one of my own, although I borrow other people's from time to time.

However, it a purely figurative sense I am a massive one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I hope it's happy in there
well, that was a lovely sing song, thank you, but I think I should sleep soon - last day of term tomorrow and all that.

nighty night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Nighty Night Cap'n
Feel better soon.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

cheers
tomorrow I will be unbearably cheerful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Then there shall be 2 of us
and we shall take over the world.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)

You're not as bad as the fucking STUPID magpie lark who is repeatedly flying into my window.
7 or 8 times a minute.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

oh man!
let it in or something, it'll brain itself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

it's already brained itself I think.
It has done this so many times over the last six months that my window is absolutely filthy and scratched. yes, scratched.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

open the window and twat it
wiv a frying pan
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Would if I didn't have to remove a fly screeen to do this.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

electrify the flyscreen
simple, my little antipodean friend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Would were it so easy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Everything is possible
with a positive mental attitude, a little mechanical aptitude and a swiss army knife. I have all these things but sadly I am on the wrong side of the planet to help.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 4 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)