Me either.
wipe clean, innit.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:45, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Cow = exceedingly hot seats in summer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I don't find they're hotter than any other part of the car.
unless you're in shorts. Grown men in shorts = twat.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Summer is acceptable for wearing shorts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Yes
Yes she is
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Not if you're a grown man.
I expect you wear sandals, too. Probably with socks. White ones.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I saw a fantastic thing recently
An elder gent, with a moustache and a combover, wearing a tweed jacket and shorts, with sandals and socks, smoking a pipe while reading the paper with a pint of ale.

It was so magnificently English.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I'll grudgingly accept that.
But I bet he's mean to cats, the short-wearing twat.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's because they fucking deserve it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*puts AA on The List*

( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I'm highly allergic to cats, and they fucking know it
And insist on rubbing along my legs, the little bastards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that attributing human motives
to lesser life forms is a symptom of mania.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

but not so short that they'll ride up enough
to burn the back of your thighs when you sit on a hot leather carseat.

That's shorty shorts territory.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Of course, all shorts are entirely heatproof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

most are fine
but if you plump for tight black leather or pvc then good luck to you.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

not really
it's more about colour than anything else. If you sit down in speedos then, yeah, you might get a bit hot. but then you're a tool. I don't possess any shorts that are short enough to allow my thighs to contact car seat.

Also - I live in Scotland. That pretty much eliminates the problem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

It's clear to me that sportscow favours
the Boris Becker style eighties sports short.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

the bollock-splitters
as they are known.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Male camel-toe
what's it called? Moose hoof? He has one of those.
( Kroney, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

If you aren't careful I'll post pics

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 10:04, Reply)