I nearly punched out like 10 people on the way home today.
Fucking absolute cunts, the pure definition of cunts, who see a queue for the escilator, walk around it and then push in at the mouth of the escilator, I want to yell "OI ! OI YOU ! YES, YOU IN THE FUCKING BLACK SHIRT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? YOU THINK YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME? GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SELF RIGHTIOUS PIECE OF CRAP.... YEAH, I SAID IT, CUNT. C U N T. THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE".

Then there are the cunt torrests who stand still at the top of the escilator, sort their bag out, make sure they got their oyster, I want to yell "LISTEN UP, CUNTY, THIS ESCILATOR IS GOING TO SPEW 1000s OF PEOPLE EVERY MINUTE WEATHER YOU SORT YOUR SHIT OUT OR NOT. I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM OUTSIDE THE M25, JOG ON, COMMON SENSE, COMPRENDE AMIGO ?"

Then there are the cunts who won't move down the train, I want to go "EXCUSE ME? EEEXXCUSE ME? CAN YOU PLEASE USE YOUR FUCKING HEAD FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE AND MOVE DOWN, IT'S FUCKING RUSH HOUR AND YOU'RE STOPPING 5 ODD PEOPLE FROM GETTING ON THIS TRAIN 'CUS YOU WON'T MOVE DOWN. NOW MOVE DOWN BEFORE I CHUCK YOU OFF THE FUCKING TRAIN AND PUT YOU UNDER THE TRACKS"

Then there are the cunts who won't let me off the train, refuse to step down off the train so people can get off and then they can get on first, where I want to yell "I SWARE TO GOD, IF I END UP IN [next stop from the one I want to get off] THERE WILL BE BLOOD ON MY HANDS, THE FLOOR, THE CIELING AND THEY'LL NEED TO CALL IN A FUCKING PREAST TO GIVE YOU YOUR LAST RIGHTS"

Then there are the ones who do something of the above at the oyster turnstyles, I want to yell "HAY, HAY YOU, YOU THERE, WAS IT A FUCKING SUPPRISE YOU NEEDED YOUR TICKET? WAKEY WAKEY SHIT FOR BRAINS"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:04, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

so nothing out of the ordinary for the London commute?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I've said it before
and I will probably say it again

London sucks.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)

use your HONDA ACCORD OF JUSTICE to sort them out

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Justice doesn't pay the congestion charge
The congestion charge pays it (in supermodels)
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I'm with Captain on this.
London does indeed suck.

The problem won't get worse with the Olympics next year will it... Hell no! It'll be fine :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:10, Reply)

London is inherently stressful
while the weekend was cool, it was not without stress and sweaty buses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I generally like it as a place to visit.
But I could no more live there than I could suck Darth's cock for money.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Yeah', couldn't charge for that, people might talk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

even if it were a lot of money?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

No.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)

Gonz, you need to stroke a dog, mate.
That'll calm you down.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Oh man, if I had a dog, that would have fixed EVERYTHING.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

someone needs a yop

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Nyom, noym, noym.... morphine haze now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Very disapointed with thai lunch, really really disapointed, I'd go as far as to say it was the worst edible thai I've ever had.
And I kept on spending ages trying to word and work in the joke "There is this thai place where I live, but they're a bit racist, it's black tie/thai only"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Wait,
they put morphine in Yop? this changes EVERYTHING
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

surely you should know that
science boy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Haven't science'd in a while
on account of holidays, holidays that involved BOATs
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

what kind of boats

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 19:43, Reply)

rowing and motorboat

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)

I love motorboating!!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)

me too
both kinds!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I just like the kind that involves boobs.

( girlinthehole, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I have never experienced either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 5 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)