I hate windsurfers,
What a stupid lot they are,
With their stupid lumps of fibreglass,
Stuck on their stupid car.

I hate windsurfers,
They do it standing up,
They could do it in a ten-foot hole,
They'd still be stupid.

I hate windsurfers,
In a totally irrational way,
It's probably something to do with their wet-suits,
Or maybe not, I can't say...

I hate windsurfers,
They're the sort that get me down,
I hope they fall in their reservoirs,
And swim a bit then drown.

I hate windsurfers,
La la la la,
I hate waterskiers as well,
Dah dee dah dah dah.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not my work.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

You are Vipros AICMFP

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Funnily I expected it to be him
until I got to the end and checked the username
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I have nothing against windsurfers.
those wankers who take their kayaks in the surf though...I often want to go up to one and ask how they feel about everyone else at the beach thinking they are a wanker.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Vippers!
Did you see this?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I did not
she's quite hot. I'm also amazed that she's managed to surf a wave that small.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Now JeffTheSheepFucker is it?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)