No attempt.
The morning after she invited me into the shower and I wasn't really thinking, and went "yeah I'll jump in after you". I think that put a kibosh on things at her end. Not my smartest move.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:18, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh Barry, you and I know both know you can't fit two internet whales into one bath

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Drop her a line, see how it goes.
You've got nothing to lose.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Right, that was typed simultaneously so fuck off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

What have you got to lose?
Either she's totally rejected, forgotten all about you, or at 27 she's the right side of lonely to forgive it all and bunk up with you again.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I don't know, all the women I've met who were 27 still had a shred of dignity, hope and self-respect.
It's at 30 that they start getting proper desperate.

You'd think women wouldn't still be hung up on whether they'd made a decent marriage in this day and age.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

What I mean is, at 27 she'll have probably had plenty of experience,
and if she's 27 and still single, she will get a bit fed up with it now and again.
He should strike then. It's the 'hopeful' bit that's the key. It makes people more willing to give things a go and trust that Barry won't be a wanker.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I don't think it's fair to call her a whore, Roota
She's probably a mostly nice person, maybe
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

You are Lily Allen
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

yous knows what I means.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

or, as well
if she's into him she's into him and if she's not she's not.

I would regard the fact that she didn't point him towards his clothes and call a cab first thing in the morning as a big one the plus column for our resident coat purloiner.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah, but morning after and all that.
Sometimes it takes a while for the self-loathing to kick in.
I don't mean because she slept with Barry. I mean because she got pissed and slept with someone. Sometimes people sober up all day on the Sunday and then despise themselves for it, then never want to see the other person again.
But this might not be the case and she might be desperate to see him again, and he may as well. I'm just saying her behaviour that morning means nowt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I gets ya
but it doesn't exactly mean nowt, because she at least didn't call him a cab at 7am and tell him to do one ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Sometimes you DON'T!
Sometimes it seems fine and you don;t want to call them a cab and you think they're ace. They go home thinking "Ooh she didn't kick me out at 7am." Meanwhile she's sobering up and having ten showers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)

you're all fucking mental.
you know that, right? Madder than a box of frogs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

It's not just women, ya numpty.
You hear women complaining about that kind of 'change of heart' in men all the time. "Ooh he was lovely the next morning, went and got us breakfast and everything. Now he won't answer my calls."
So what? He changed his mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

That's because men are lying cowardly shitweasels
it's nothing to do with changing our minds.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oi!

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Me looking like an idiot, I suppose.
I was gonna ask her out for a drink whilst I was round hers but she didn't say owt. I'm far too much of a wimp to make the first move.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

One of the many things I learned too late to be of benefit
is that women fucking love a bit of pesting.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You won't look like an idiot.
You'll look like a fella who fancies her.
Do you have to see her again if she says no?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Unlikely.
Oh and she's 25 not 27. It's her mate who we were with who's 27. I assumed they both were. I might add her mate to start with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Hhahaha, steady on!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I really wouldn't.
Not unless you want to look either a) more interested in her mate or b) like a coward.

Neither, I suspect, will be attractive to her.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)

you'll nick shit but you won't ask a woman out?
you've got some load more than 99 problems, mate.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Different things scare different people.
I don't thieve OR ask people out.
But I will touch men's hair at gigs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I'm safe from you there, at least.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Not from me.
I like baldies/shaved.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Well, hello there...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I say.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)