I'm threadjacking to brag.
I had a doctor's appointment this morning. After 15 years of drinking, smoking and sitting around doing nothing, I'm as strong as an ox.

Eat that, Health and Safety Executive.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Genetics innit.
You're just a lucky bastard.
( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Yeah, I have my grandfather's genes
Strong heart, killer immune system, good teeth, lived til he was 86.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Conversely, I don't drink much, have never smoked, and... yeah, I don't do any excercise,
and I am shot to buggery.

This is not fair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You should drink, smoke
eat retarded amounts of crap and do no exercise. I'm living proof that it's good for you

Edit: I have no fillings, neither.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Just look at Monty
The way that boy carries on he ought to be very, very unwell...but he isn't.
(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Certain kinds of people have heroic constitutions for drugs
Look at Iggy Pop. He is no mortal man.
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Keith Richards is another case in point here.

(berk, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Keith Boyce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

I'm working on the bad food part
with my stunning lunch of Super Noodles with frankfurters in.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

That sounds fucking filthy, you'll be fitter in no time.
*fistbumps*
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I did the same recently
went for a health check and I'm in great condition.

Drinking, smoking and lazing FTW!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Fuck fruit and vegetables and water and exercise, Vippers
it's Health and Safety gone maaaaaad
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I hear some people do fuck melons

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Warmed up no less.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)

he might want to shit in his first

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Terrible bullying
Just because I'm the next stage in evolution :(
( Kroney, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)

next? or last?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)