When I was a big and mature fifth year at school
this timid little first year girl took me to one side and asked me how do gay men shag. She looked absolutely terrified when I told her.
I think these days your average 12 year old could probably tell me a thing or two.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:00, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She's probably a dominatrix by now.

( girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

She'll be over thirty
that's a depressing thought. As if I didn't feel old enough...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

okay but don't ask them for pointers directly
or it could lead to misunderstandings/jailtime.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

i expect a lot of them
just pretend they know at that age. Just like we did
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Considering the number of teenage mothers you see in Weston
they probably know more than I did at that age.

Also, note to self: SHIFT W, not CTRL W. *belms*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Yeah but I'm sure some of the kids our age did, too
but I reckon the majority who don't spend all their time smoking and drinking alcopops by the bus stop are still as awkward and sexually ignorant as ever.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)

I suppose so.
Listen, do you know of any good photography tours in London?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I don't live in London - I know nothing of the shit hole
what kind do you mean, like courses and stuff?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)

I've got a couple of American friends coming over in September, and they're insisting on visiting London
I thought a photography tour might be something unusual, and they'd go home with something they could remember.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

do you think they might do some linked to those bus tours?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I found a really nice one
but it starts too early and I've already got the train tickets booked, so I can't rearrange our arrival time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Go to a London newsagent.
You'll find a revolving stand, on it will be something called 'postcards'. That'll be all the London based photos your friends could ever need.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

all photos that can be taken
have been taken
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Focus.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

What, all of us?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)

You especially.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Top strange Dutch yodelling band
Excellent drummer.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

They've probably been on the pier as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Did you cover the essentials?
You know like fistings, double penetration, felching, frotting ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

You sound like you know too much about this sort of thing...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

he watches a lot of porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I once nearly watched a whole episode of Queer as folk

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)

and I've been out in cANAL sTREET

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

I saw gay Colin from Eastenders 'boyfriend' once in Palmers Green

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Can you believe he was wearing the same fucking clothes that he appeared on the telly in

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I think the words 'willy' and 'bum' were mentioned...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)

No wonder she took a turn for the worse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)