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Jeff smells of bum aids.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:03, 144 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Didn't know he was homeless tbh.

(888777555, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)
as per this
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1268674

it came in a package deal i got from the cable company
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:33, Reply)
What does bum aids smell of?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)
Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)
Obvious answer is obvious.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Do not speak of my internet husband in this way.
*squares up*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:24, Reply)
heh heh heh
Cheers wifey!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
and you smell of poo willy bumhole bum aids

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:34, Reply)
SO DOES YR FACE
kthnxbai
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:41, Reply)
STOP RUBBEN YER TITS ON MAH FAYCE AND IT WONT OKIE DOKIE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:44, Reply)
Apologies for not replying sooner.
I was trying to get rid of the stench of the bum aids. The bum aids I caught from your mum.

She asked that you give her a call this week as you've not been round to fuck your gran in a little while and she is feeling a bit lonely and your mum wants to make sure you've not forgotten about granny.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Das right honey!
You tell that mofo where to go.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:02, Reply)
*snaps*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)
Hi hon!
How ya doing?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
What qualifies you to make so bold a statement?
Huh? Huh? Mother fucking huh?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
pfft
alright bobby? having a fabulous day?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Not bad ta, shattered from trip. Watching a movie in my mates van.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
that sounds like the shittiest thing ever

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)
It really is

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
i need someone to chew this piece of gum here and soften it up for me so I can get my fix

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Has he got some sort of A Team van?
With big TV's in and stuff?

That's well cool.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Brand new vw caravelle
Pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Some sort of Winnebago, eh?
Not entirely appealling to me, but hey, if you wish to sit in a van watching TV do that thang.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
yeah except they're using it to spy on the neighbor girl

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)
There aren't many, none close enough to perv on anyway

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I believe Jeff has already given us the full lowdown

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:05, Reply)
I didn't see him mention his credentials?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:07, Reply)
He was there man, what more do you want

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
And I'm here now Rory!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)
You are the invisible man, the invisible man.
Something something see right through me!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
incredible how you can

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
your welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
The moon on a stick

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:11, Reply)
she thinks I could rope the moooooooooooon
*sings*

man, I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
so what does everyone do on a wednesday night?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I'll be doing some laundry. I was supposed to do it last night.
But the roommates girlfriend was all "omg I need to wash clothes when you're done! I have nothing for tomorrow!" and so I said "go ahead, I can wait until tomorrow" and then she left for a softball game and didn't come back until after 11.
Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Kick myself very hard
I had a ticket for Trent Bridge today but I've had work today and I've got a job tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
it's just a bridge

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
A bridge of dreams
Taking no bookings for Saturday - Old Trafford bound!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
i mean it's not like anyone is on here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
let's all have dinner and an orgy

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
w00!
we need some hot boys, first
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
They're a little thin on the ground round here...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)
let's order some in

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)
What about that website for beautiful people?
They might be able to spare a few.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)
or that one where people put how much
they'd be willing to date someone for
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
That sounds suspiciously like prostitution.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
she said date, not fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)
it suspiciously close
www.whatsyourprice.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
pfft
not really
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I find that while I'm waiting to find a geeky semi ugly guy, they're waiting to find their super hot fantasy girl
when will people lower their standards? le sigh
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)
i suspect my standards are too high
and this is the excuse I am currently clinging to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I refuse to believe I'm not good enough.
Until I find my suitable match I plan to play the lottery until I win and I can buy the perfect body.
and store it in the basement
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
You won't need to change your body.
With the money will come the ability to get around the world more, thus widening you search criteria.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

search criteria vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
but then there's the problem
that you'd chicken out of asking your perfect match out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
fuck, you're so right, because then it wouldn't be ME
I'd be so full of it I'd think "how could he say no" and then he probably would
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Maybe the problem here
Is that geeky guys just want to fuck Lara Croft, or some version of Lara Croft with their babysitters head crudely grafted on.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
no wonder I can never get a geek
what the hell am I supposed to do now?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
You'll just have to take matters into your own hands.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
are you telling my to masturbate?
at a time like THIS?!
all my dreams of marrying a slightly chubby, geeky, loving and dorky male have been DASHED TO THE WINDS
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
that
or he meant you should just find one and stick your hands down his pants. He's not going to complain then
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
to be honest
this sounds like the worst idea ever
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
there may be reasons
why I've been single so long
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
and they've got nothing to do with your luxurious blonde hair

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I'm almost at a point where I actually like my hair
but I don't think it's ever helped me pull, boys don't like yellow hair as much as culture might imply
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
start acting stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
the worst thing is
it was a genuine fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Well I tick all of those boxes
(Apart from wanking over Lara Croft)

But I live over three thousand miles away. And I'm old with grey hair.

So yes - have a good old evening with whatever takes you away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Oh man, too bad about that 3,000 mile thing. I reckon tonight it will be calgon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Regrettably
My willy only reaches the Bahamas.

Maybe some of these adverts I keep getting will get it along the Mason Dixon line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
it's probably a bit tan, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
It's encrusted in barnacles
With being under the sea and that.

I'd suggest that don't. Old people are using it as a bench.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
but I bet it make a lovely home decoration

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
i like big bruver, me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
does answering the wrong thread make it stupider?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I only just got this haha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Evening TD
Are you off to Old Trafford for the final game?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Damn right I am!
I could have been there today but I've been working.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
It's shaping up to be a cracker!
I hope you're not on driving detail for that one!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
All night Manchester - Leeds trains

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Are you based in Leeds?
I've only been to Leeds a couple of times. I remember having an 'adventure' in a pub (The Old Peacock maybe?) before a football match.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Peacock is over the road from Elland Road.
I live about half a mile over the border, but Bradford is such a dire fucking shitehole that I claim Leeds.

To explain - a house like mine would be worth £230k with a Leeds postcode. I can see houses like that across the valley.

With a Bradford postcode it's worth £190K.

And I don't mind at all - it'd be £1.5m in South London.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
And for me to explain.
The Old Peacock wasn't what you could call 'away fan friendly'

A swift exit with various people throwing bottles/glasses in our general direction was in order.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I have now missed another W******* R***
and Jeff might throw me out of the Well Hip and cool b3ta W******* R*** Club.

In other news, just played Wii Sports with mr b3th, and then we played ball with the dog. A fairly excellent evening so far.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Don't worry b3th
I've not had time to watch this evenings episode either.

Your membership is safe.

For now.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
*worries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
It's an exclusive club. We can't have members who aren't committed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Did someone say "hot boys"?
*puts hands on hips*
*puffs out chest*
*turns head to one side*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
hey Noel
know where we can get some hot boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
From the hot boy shop.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
is there a branch round here?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Ooo! where, how, when, who?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Well there's branches in London, Paris, New York and Featherstone.
If you live near one of them you're sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)
no :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)
London, Paris, New York, Munich.
Everybody loves pop music.

/earworm
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)
They didn't mention Featherstone in that did they?
Missed a trick there.

Or Cas Vegas, or Ponte Carlo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I think Darth is the one we should be asking...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
but he won't know where ones are that like putting their willys
in things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
yeah cuz gay men just cuddle n' that

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
i thought the rent boys all just got paid for having
willies put in them. I don't know the market
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)
you need to check out comparethegaymarket.com
simples
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
When I was a big and mature fifth year at school
this timid little first year girl took me to one side and asked me how do gay men shag. She looked absolutely terrified when I told her.
I think these days your average 12 year old could probably tell me a thing or two.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
She's probably a dominatrix by now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
She'll be over thirty
that's a depressing thought. As if I didn't feel old enough...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
okay but don't ask them for pointers directly
or it could lead to misunderstandings/jailtime.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
i expect a lot of them
just pretend they know at that age. Just like we did
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Considering the number of teenage mothers you see in Weston
they probably know more than I did at that age.

Also, note to self: SHIFT W, not CTRL W. *belms*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Yeah but I'm sure some of the kids our age did, too
but I reckon the majority who don't spend all their time smoking and drinking alcopops by the bus stop are still as awkward and sexually ignorant as ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I suppose so.
Listen, do you know of any good photography tours in London?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I don't live in London - I know nothing of the shit hole
what kind do you mean, like courses and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I've got a couple of American friends coming over in September, and they're insisting on visiting London
I thought a photography tour might be something unusual, and they'd go home with something they could remember.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
do you think they might do some linked to those bus tours?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I found a really nice one
but it starts too early and I've already got the train tickets booked, so I can't rearrange our arrival time.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Go to a London newsagent.
You'll find a revolving stand, on it will be something called 'postcards'. That'll be all the London based photos your friends could ever need.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
all photos that can be taken
have been taken
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Focus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
What, all of us?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
You especially.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Top strange Dutch yodelling band
Excellent drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
They've probably been on the pier as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Did you cover the essentials?
You know like fistings, double penetration, felching, frotting ?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
You sound like you know too much about this sort of thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
he watches a lot of porn

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
I once nearly watched a whole episode of Queer as folk

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:17, Reply)
and I've been out in cANAL sTREET

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I saw gay Colin from Eastenders 'boyfriend' once in Palmers Green

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Can you believe he was wearing the same fucking clothes that he appeared on the telly in

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I think the words 'willy' and 'bum' were mentioned...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
No wonder she took a turn for the worse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Mighty swinging jugs
Bedtime for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I no longer smell of the bum aids TD
You'll sleep well knowing that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)
you never did pet, don't listen to those nasty children

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
are you trying to pull him?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
maybe a little.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Woo!
Attention.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

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