I don't think anyone has ever done anything meltingly romantic for me.
mr b3th's surprise proposal after ten years of being shacked up together is about the closest he's got to romantic.

For his 65th birthday I did a pretty cool present though. It involved weeks of effort, and isn't really something that can be replicated, so I won't bore you with details.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you pimp his mobility scooter? ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It really is a long and tedious gift to explain
but Darth can back me up that it was awesome, as I have already bored him with the details of said gift.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Well, well done you anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Okay, he's away from the internet at the moment
but when asked to clarify the awesomeness of the gift in question, he said I can tell you all that it really fucking was.

So there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

It really fucking was
I'm not just saying that, I was genuinely amazed by the level of thought b3th put into this gift.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

"for his 65th birthday" ! That implies it was in the past. Which means he's over 65. And you said the other day you were in your 30s.
And DJTP is like 25 or whatever, which means there must be quite a big age gap between you two. and Oh my, it must mean you truley believe "Age is just a number", which means that I'm in a chance with you (because aside age, I can't think of a single sole other reason why not) .

My goodness, I'm spactackuarily good at leaping lodgic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Aw, bless you Gonz. Don't ever use your powers for evil, please.
Yes, he is 66 and I am 37. DJ is OVER 30, and don't let him tell you otherwise.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

He's breaking the rules, half your age + 7 means that you're 3 years too young for him, it'll never work out.
However, I can go up to 47 currently (same rule in reverse).... just so you know.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)