The most romantic thing someone has ever done for me is to sleep in the wet patch.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I really don't understand this phrase.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

When a lady and a man have sex the man ejaculates a fluid into the vagina.
Some of it dribbles out of the lady and onto the sheets thus causing a wet stain.

It's not very nice to have to sleep on it afterwards.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Dr.Blousie is now is session

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

for fuck sake how much fucking dribbles out for it to be considered a wet patch?
I assumed it was when the man pulled out and didn't ejaculate in you that would cause the wet spot.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

a "catholic baptism" as it's known

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Tell ya what
In addition to screaming "Kristine with a K!" next time I am with a lady, I shall also attempt to make the wet patch "K" shaped.

I think this should be the new answer to 'Most romantic thing you've ever done for someone'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

You can't quanitfy that sort of thing K.
It's either wet, damp or dry.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Never had that problem.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Really?
Must be a help with not having to wash sheets all the time.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Well I tend to use condoms. I don't take birth control pills because they're made of hatred and evil.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Ah! that would be it then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

When you get to her age, you don't always manage to get to the toilet in the middle of the night.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Zing!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Poor Blousie
you have no luck with men, do you?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

No but I'm still staying chipper regardless.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Best plan
It's that or go back to your lesbian ways. I've occasionally though if I fancied men at all I'd rather be gay, wimmins are confusing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I'm not confused.
Unless you start talking about long division.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I said confusing
Not confused, but you seem less odd-in-the-head than most, I think it's coz you iz an Undercover German Lezzer, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

STOMP STOMP STOMP!
*gropes breast*
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)