Dear god no.
I'm over my depression (fingers crossed) and I have no desire to burn out the pleasure centres of my brain thank you. I'll stick to the simple things that make me happy, like bicycles and food and sex.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Good man
I am genuinely impressed. Not least with your ability to shag whilst eating on a bike.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)

It takes patience and practice
Best to start with a tandem, you ride 'Stoker' while your good lady is 'Captain' then you can slip it in when she stands up on the pedals on a particularly steep climb. If you time it right you can reach simultaneous orgasm at the summit and then coast down the other side in post-coital bliss.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

A lot of thought has gone into this.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Yes it has
And I am going to click it accordingly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

It's surprising really
That I'd never thought of it until now but the details came together in my mind about as quickly as I could type them. This should tell you something about the way my mind works.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

It tells me that you have a quick wit and are a colossal pervert
What on earth drew you to this gentle forum I'll never know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I am indeed The Bishop of Bath & Wells
I liked it here and thought I would fit in. Seems to be going well so far.

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBhTIoIXoTI

nice to see my memory holds good.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Well played there
I knew what that link would be but it's lost none of its appeal.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Animal vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything...
That's an inspiring mission statement right there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Your online husband is Jeff The Dog Fucker
and you balk at that?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Hahaha!
You do have a point.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Why yes, yes I do
and if you behave your self I might introuce you to it one day. *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Hahah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

*buys tandem*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)