Do you want to come around mine to help?
that would take me ages, roasting pans, saucepans for veg and gravy, chopping board, cooking utensils, 6 plates, 6 bowls, 12 glasses, pudding dish, 6 knives, 12 forks 6 spoons, 6 coffee cups, 6 teaspoons....oh god I feel weary already
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The trick with the pans is to wash them right after you empty them
Whilst the meat is resting. That way they are still really hot and nothing has dried on to them yet. Same with saucepans, if you wash them right after you empty them it takes seconds. After I have cooked and served dinner there only the plates and glasses left to do.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Clever boy!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

You may note that not only do I do all the cooking in my house
but all the cleaning too. I really should get more sexual rewards than I do!
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Stop getting the Mrs pregnant then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Mrs Oven glove
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

She's got a gob hasn't she?
and two fucking hands
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Seriously though
are you me?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Aw
I thought we'd got over all that FOB stuff
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I didn't realise you'd had a go yet
I missed my turn so am taking it now.
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Fair enough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Are you me?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Yes
Yes I am. Now suck me off, it's not gay to suck yourself off right?
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I've tried
It's just that one vertebra, I swear
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

you are Bill Hicks
AICMFP
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I'm Bill Hicks...
And I'm dead now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I'm Bill Hicks
and Windows 7 was my idea
( Peej, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)