where did everyone go?
Is everyone sending genital gazzes to each other?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've been and put my dinner on.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

does it suit you?
/dad joke
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

dad Jeff
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I'm confused, who should leave the internet?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Everyone except me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

i'm still here
but I'm eating an soon I shall be doing house work. I'm also not getting any genital gazzes. :(
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

harsh - you'd hope that when you sent some
you'd at least get one back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)

I know right?
I've sent them to every woman on this forum and not had one response. I think they are just intimidated or laughing too hard
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

the trick is to use a wide angle lens
it makes things closer to the lens look considerably bigger

I think I might add a 'photographing your genitals for internet distribution' module to my course next year
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

There is certainly an art to it
and looking down is not a flattering angle or so I tell myself I think if people had the guts you'd get quite a few customers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

i wouldn't know where to start with lady bits
they just aren't pretty at all and I don't suppose tit-shot quality really matters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Meh, they vary some are prettier than others
But you'll find men are rarely judgemental.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

perhaps I shall replace the picture of my face on
OKC with one of my lady bits, see how that goes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

well, you'd get messages....
tell you what, stick it in your profile here, i'm sure it's a much friendlier audience.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

OK
done!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:41, Reply)

NYOM!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I'll take
that as a complement
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Now I'm hungry again.

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

well, at least it's well packed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

i didn't want to google
'badly wrapped kebab'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

and 'wizard's sleeve'
would have just been pandering to my stereotype
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

You have a stereotype?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I'll bet it's an Alba

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I can remember when that was a decent make

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

eh?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

oh wait! like a stereo, right?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

i'm kinda typecast
as a larper, I think

perhaps I don't mean stereotype. Cliché perhaps? I've had too much vodka to think. Did you know stereotype and cliché come from typesetting?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

damn, deadpan sarcasm just does not work on the net.
I knew about stereotype, but not cliche
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

probably works when I'm paying more attention
and not full of cold and vodja
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

i just did
surprisingly, no porn
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)

the internet is not what is was

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)