it's the same guy! Anyway, perhaps I should post this now. This is directly from his live journal about 4 years ago
"It's starts with me and [friend's name] going to see a friend. He's not in. He's away at work. However, his Cat is home.

Not a large cat, a normal small cat. (EDIT: as in she was a cat. JUST like a cat. Cat sized, cat shaped, with a cat head and body. The only diffrence was she spoke and had breasts.)

But she is wearing underware. She haD white fur by the way.

So I start flirting with her.

She then removes her bra (here we go..) and I proceed to place my lips around her smooth, nippleless cat breasts.

I do this for a while, she seems to like that, and then I remove her panties.

Now we get REALLY detailed.

I start to go down on her. However, as she is a cat (quite cute I might add) she has a rather small, well, vagina (and clit) so I have trouble finding the entrance (frustrating obviously) but I continue on for a while, her back arching, obviously enjoying it (that's something I guess;)

I then wish to enter her (how Im gonn ad this after not being about to find the hole I have no idea) but I can't as I don't have a condom... so... I send Woody to get one. That's right, starnger and stranger.

So I continue to play (I believe I may have fingered for a bit. Sorry, told you it was bad) until he comes back...but by then it's getting on and the guy is coming back from work...so I have to stop. No entry for me. I have to kiss and leave. I don't know if she was frustrated by this, maybe she was, maybe she wasn't. "
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:50, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

: /

( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

yeah
I know. All the comments were about him being a furry, he defends himself by pointing out she was a REAL cat.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Riiight...
how long were you with this guy?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

THIS IS NOT SOMEONE I WENT OUT WITH!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Oh, sorry
thought you meant he was the chap from the other night with the medals and stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

no - a very different person
even larpers have more than one friend
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I know that
you probably have tons more than me, I have a bout 3 or maybe 4 I could count on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

i have 3 or 4 I could count on
to tell inappropriate stories/do inappropriate things at any given opportunity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Sounds like me
I can usually think of something inappropriate.

unrelated, I do Like Ian Dury.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6isXNVdguI8
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

i don't think, then do something inappropriate
Ian Dury seems to have been pretty cool (there was loads of stuff about him on radio 6 a while back) but largely it all passed me by
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Nope, you've lost me.
I only got into him recently, he was a bit 'soft' in my yoof as i was a slayer fan.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:24, Reply)

my point was that I don't have to think of something inappropriate to say
I just do it by accident
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

pass me the tissues!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

it's for the lulz right?
RIGHT?
THIS CANNOT BE TRUE.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

no, it's true
apparently he was telling his girlfriend at teh time about it next day. She said "perhaps you shouldn't tell anyone else this"
"too late!" he replied as he made a public post on his live journal.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

the scarier thing may be that she didn't fucking dump him

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

To be honest.....
After tentacle porn, nothing surprises me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

you have to be open minded these days

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)

here is a fun fact for you: I've never seen tentacle porn!
I did one time see a guy fucking a fish, but hey, any hole's a goal amirite
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)

in real life?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Hahahaha, fuck me.
That is hilarious and terrifying in equal measure.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

yes and the imagery never really leaves you
there was more to the post, but the rest is about other things. He then ends it with "I still miss that cat"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)

"nippleless cat breasts"
whaaaaaaaaa?!?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 7 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)