Reminds me of the time when I was on holiday, smashed out of head obvs.
I pissed myself, thought I'd better go and clean myself up in the shower. I passed out with the shower running, fully clothed, and proceeded to do a poo in my pants. Great days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahaha!
I hope it was at Paul's house
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:09, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:10, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I knew a bloke who pooed in the shower while SOBER
then pushed it down the plughole with his fingers.

He thought it was funny.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

As do I.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I'll wager he is French.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Just so Darth buys Monty a pony
Barry - more anecdotes like this please
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)