If you google my name
there's nothing on the first three pages that isn't me. Given I have nothing to do with computers or THE INTERNET, I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:58, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I should point out, my real name.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

also, I can beat a bear to death with my penis.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)

a care bear?
you sick fuck
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

you think care bears are alive
and you're calling me sick?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Despite there being quite a large number of b3ths on the internet,
if you search 'b3th', I'm the first search result.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)

WIN.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

(!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Conversely googling my real name will find nothing about me
I like this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Where if you google Apey using his real name
It takes you straight to the Yorkshire Ripper's wiki page.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I'm actually chuffed that I don't show up
woohoo for higher profile namesakes.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

fuck. there's only two hits in the first 6 pages that aren't me.
I really should publish less, or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)

As long as it's not you with your cock out, what does it matter?

( girlinthehole, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)

It doesn't. Although there is a published photo of me naked out there somewhere.... ;)
Nah, I'm quite happy about, bar a Flickr photostream and some hockey league scoring tables they are all work links, mostly my papers and reviews. So not a bad thing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Google my name and there's nothing but me.
stupid rare name.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)

it's not the fact that there isn't others that surprised me
my name, or at least the spelling, isn't common - it's that there are so many different pages.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)