Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
Got my boy this weekendSo a nice quiet one, will take him to see my mum and thus combine being a Good Son with being an Awesome Dad. Multitasking FTW.
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15,
2 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
Genuinely read that as 'Masturbating FTW'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17,
Reply)
I think on that occassionmasturbating would be the most inappropriate thing to do. I wonder what the most inappropriate time to masturbate is?
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19,
Reply)
Your mum's funeral?'Ashes to ashes, dust to....DO YOU FUCKING MIND, OLD BOY?'
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19,
Reply)
over David Bowie?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:48,
Reply)
At a child's funeral?(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:20,
Reply)
In front of a refuge for sexually abused women and children?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:22,
Reply)
after she'd carked it.(
Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:29,
Reply)
I'm going to add:at a public execution
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:31,
Reply)
Whilst watching Schindler's List with your new girlfriend's grandparents in their Golder's Green home?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:56,
Reply)
and with one replymy otherwise fluffy post is derailed into something dirty and wrong.
*salutes*
(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:21,
Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread