Night shift thread
Sponsor me, you massive cunts!

details, if you're on face place thing

EDIT: I understand no-one can see the link. If you would like to sponsor me (and I'd be very grateful for that) then please gaz me.

And for now, let's all get drunk and talk rubbish. It's Friday night, after all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:07, 114 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

1st lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

legless should post something now
lolololololol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Cheers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

As a continuation
Ask Noel about the traindriver - can't remember his name but Noel hates him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)

It's Coopsweb
I've already contacted British Transport Police and he's set to be breathalised for his next shift, the drunk cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

As if any kind of British police force would respond that quickly.
They'd barely break into a trot if you told them their own house was being burgled.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:21, Reply)

We're talking intercity trains here man, Coopsweb is just out of control

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

i recognise that name
fill me in, rory.

in a gossipy way, not a gay way, I haven't had nearly enough to drink yet.

Yet.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

His wife left him, and he's taken to the bottle in a big way and cried about it online
He then let slip that he drives intercity trains for a living, well you can infer the rest.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Doesn't sound any less like a failure of a human
than the rest of them, to be honest
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Gaz him that you know all about his alkie secret

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

DONE

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

That's the boy
Although alerting the BTP may not be the best idea as Coopsweb may NOT be his real name.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

it's broken britain is what it is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

You know what we need?
Glue. Lots of glue. We should kill all the chavs, melt them down for glue (or whatever it is they do to get glue) and fix Britain.

Who's with me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

YEAH! we shuld be the ones who decides who lives and dies
because we are oteh one s who know shit and should be in charge
!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Kroney's teh one who knows shit
specifically, whay type and consistency will freeze effectively into the right shape.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)

surely any kind will freeze into the right shape if you have a mould and a freezer?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

but surely some would have great water content

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

which would enable them to freeze better, no?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:40, Reply)

ask kroney

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

omg :(

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

mehhhhhh
/voiceofmiddlebritainlolz
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'll sponsor you pal

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

You, sir, are a top bloke
and I'm sure it's not true about you being an enormous nonce.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

They can't prove anything

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Tsk.
It's 'nothing', Bobby.

They can't prove nothing. Or nuffink, if you must.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:14, Reply)

woo! Will sponsor you when I'm less drunk
now it's time for music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8Uo1j0AiA
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmuGTcegJak
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Not sure about that one.
I love Crimson & Clover though.

This is my favourite bit of Jarvis.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

That is rather mint. Never heard it before, danke.
This is my favourite Cocker song; www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1w6HnBDFEg

Regarding those tickets, I may have two spare. I'm hoping the girl I saw them with on Sunday comes with me (in more ways than one, LOL what am I like?!), but if not then they'll more than likely be up for grabs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Tell Al.
Or berk.
I know she got her ticket, but I believe Al missed out.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

Talk rubbish?
I did that for an entire thread. I want to talk about how great politics is or somthing now.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:16, Reply)

Wasn't the most valiant contribution, though
Was it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:18, Reply)

I feel as though I have wronged you.
I have no opinion on this, it's just something i've picked up. Like you'd pick up the clap. You, not me, because I'm all classy and that.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

So you should
You must accept that as individuals go I am on a somewhat higher plane, and gaze down upon you with a mixture of morbid curiousity and contempt.

But I occasionally descend for cheap sex with drug-addled prozzies so can relate to your STD woes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

A higher plane?
have you not read my posts? DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

i know places whrere saying that will get you killed

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

pfft yeah, Burnham Beeches
with a foam sword
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

not far off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I know who I am
Which is quite sufficient to dismiss you to the gutter - from whence you attempted to crawl.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Politics is rubbish.
Enfranchisement is excellent, and we're very lucky to have it universally in this country. But they should leave politics out of government.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

oh man, now I feel stupid.
Butyou're a proper grown up and stuff, so I guess it's allowed.
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

I'm old.
That doesn't necessarily make me a proper grown-up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I tell you what, boys and girls
It's T4 on the beach this weekend. I am venturing nowhere fucking NEAR the seafront for the next 72 hours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I'm no geography nerd
but how many seafronts does Somerset have?
( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Lots.
Mostly on the coast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

zing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

FAIL

( Kroney, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

what does T4 mean?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

it's a telly thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

You know this 'Hollyoaks' that everyone talks about?
T4 is the sort of music television programme that shows that, and they have a 'festival/gig/party' thing on the beach at Weston super Mare.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Best of all the Falklands vet racehorses

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:37, Reply)

OH! yeah yeah I remember that now.
I was remembering E4 and E+ and Sky1, but I forgot about T4....
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

ahh, so that's where you all went you shitters!
I was all alone in the other thread and no one was talking. all alone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

haha
you need to open more tabs to keep an eye out for new threads
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I's got lots of tabs
lots and lots and lots, just not enough it seems.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Sorry.
Also, thanks for the offer of sponsorship. Are you on facething?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:36, Reply)

I am
but your linkywhatnot sayeth:

"The page you requested cannot be displayed right now. It may be temporarily unavailable, the link you clicked on may have expired, or you may not have permission to view this page."

an shit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:42, Reply)

she's trying to con you into being her friend

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Shhhh!
I'm trying to look popular!

I tried to set it up as a justgiving page, but the charity in question (though a real, genuine, registered and everything charity) isn't one of the justgiving ones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:44, Reply)

she's a scottish Lassy
With massive baps, where's the downside?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I like you.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Well Hello
*Twirls moustachios*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)

oooo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:43, Reply)

can you set up a seperate non-facebook
page for ti , like justgiving ro something';?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:45, Reply)

see above.
Short of getting people to send me cheques, I don't know what to do. I suppose I could take Paypal donations and pass them on myself. Assuming people trust me enough to do that...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

damn
there must be some other way of doing it...hmm..i think when 60% of my brains isn't made of wine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:48, Reply)

dare I ask how much you've had?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)

if i told you trhat my image for being a well hard drinker would be
destroyed. about 2/3 a bottle of red
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I would be well under the table at that point.
christ I have two glasses of champagne and I get very...silly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:03, Reply)

hah, i just finished a bottle

( Kroney, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:04, Reply)

O.O
I'd be slightly unconscious. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:06, Reply)

That's OK
The British start drinking when we get into double figures. We have a head start on you.
( Kroney, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:08, Reply)

i let the side down
I was 18 before I drank. It was uni what started it, larp what made it worse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:10, Reply)

I had a bad experience with booze when I was a 15 year old git, and have barely touched it since.
I can count the number of times I've been drunk on my hands. Most of those times were in England.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Yeeeeaah
that'swhat we're about
( Kroney, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

You can send Paypal payments as gift, that way you don't incur any fees.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Yeah, I think that's what I'm going to end up doing.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Do this
I'd rather trust you with a fiver than mix this hive of scum and villany with my nice pristine Myface account.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:06, Reply)

haha
Cool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:08, Reply)

what happend to music
why aren't people posting some tunes? i wanna hear some tunes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Going to see them next week!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwtV7L5bxtk
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Oh I like this one
it's cheery
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I'm always a sucker for a female vocal over a 12 string
How about this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_5Ai6SRxtI

Apparently reformed and touring soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:00, Reply)

this is acceptable

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:04, Reply)

Let's have some sea shanties!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:53, Reply)

oh, not again! that will be stuck in my head for weeks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL-iOj4JJQU
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)

OK then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzN77XlfxB8
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)

i found more pirate songs - yay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Nb4voFm30
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvUbbYX9BMs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:05, Reply)

nick cave + sea shanties =
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lABZR3sAbo
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:13, Reply)

this is awesome
I am sleepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

you should sleep or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Alright girls.
I was going to bed but I found this:-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra8VTlXVqUQ

One for the wank bank?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:22, Reply)

oh man! indie disco times!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:22, Reply)

I feel uncultured in that i just turned off grieg and his a minor piano concerto to hear this
but it is pretty cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:24, Reply)

If I was gay
I'd do him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:25, Reply)

really?
nothing's stopping you from experimenting
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:26, Reply)

weren't they on Buffy a lot?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:26, Reply)

isn't that nerf herder?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:26, Reply)

They did the theme tune
I thought Violent Femmes was one of the bands at the night club they went to?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:29, Reply)

don't know
did b3ta just have a bit of a break for you guys, too?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:39, Reply)

I'm just getting 'This content is currently unavailable' on that link

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 23:48, Reply)

'This content is currently unavailable' on that link stoopid heartburn
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:11, Reply)

trebor mints

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

are a minyt bit stronger
stick em up your bunm and it makes em last lonhger
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Small, pert breasts with lively nips
Bedtime for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:04, Reply)

What a day off.
Passport arrived, visa granted, money juuuuust about ready to go for my ticket to Aus. Watched the F1 practice, skyped with Poppet for an hour and a half, napped, watched the shuttle launch, ate chicken wings, visited my mates, tired their kid out, played Yahtzee and GRID and Blur and now I'm home and ready for bed. I'm rather fucking smug right now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

*admits small fail*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:16, Reply)

oh waht?
you've nto got b3th on ignore have uyou?

/stirs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:19, Reply)

oi!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:27, Reply)

hehehehe
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Large pendulous, slightly saggy, but still awesome breasts.
Nighty night OT sleep tight.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:44, Reply)

sagging knee hugging mammories
Off to sleep soon, I think. But I rekon you've all gone to bed anway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 0:48, Reply)