i drove there and I'm on the lemsip, so no drinks
but between ribs, boar sausages and chilli sausages I had my fill of pork products*

*only in this sense, though, a good thing given the company, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 22:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Why, was it a barbecue hosted by the Terrance Higgins Trust?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)

i don't know what that is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:02, Reply)

AIDS charity I fink

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)

It's an AIDS charity.
Which is why I thought you were delighted you avoided being porked. Basically, I was being very funny. AND YOU RUINED IT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:07, Reply)

heh
nah - just old larp friends

edit to your edit: sorry, I am a joke breaker, I did it to someone yesterday, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

You should make up some sort of Larping car sticker
*Old Larpers don't die, they just take another potion*

Or something.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:08, Reply)

...do it with latex-covered weapons?
or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Or something.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

hey I'm ill
i can't always be hilarious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Have you just got a bit of a cold.
Or are you properly ill, with man flu.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

its the kind of cold that
isn't so much about a bunged up nose as all your limbs aching. I suspect a fatal dose of hyperchondria
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Send the pigs to the chemist.
They could get you some sort of cure.

Although I have to say I'm amazed you went to a larping event and no one had a potion with them that would have helped.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

it wasn't larping. Larpers aren't always larping
although most of the conversation was about larp characters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I'll bet someone from the 'real world' would have been bored out of their mind listening to that.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

yeah
to be fair it was largely about a system I don't play, so it wasn't all meaningful to me, either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:29, Reply)

understand your reticence

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

bloody larpers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

You're forgiven.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Many (pork) swords?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

hot meat injection

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

captain!
I'm pondering a fried egg sandwich. I have sausage but that would take too long.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:09, Reply)

poached egg is better

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

never poached an egg
fried is as fancy as I get.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Poaching eggs is wrong.
You might get shot by a game keeper.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Add a bit of Lea and Perrins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:10, Reply)

i still owe you a random burn - sorry
I forgot to buy CDs

I owe B3th one, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)

so does Rory
I'm not angry just disappointed. And I made that prostitute pretend to be a LARPEr before I strangled him. I mean her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)

uh, OK
I'll try and remember to do them this week

/backs away slowly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I'm sure there's a 24 hour place that sells CDs
just saying.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I need to make the cover nice, too
I designed it and everything, but then I lost the print out I did at work

and my dog ate it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:32, Reply)

*Spidey senses detect FIBS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I forgive you
mostly because I just had a fried egg sandwich with large quantities of brown sauce.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 23:50, Reply)