You are living proof that women are lying when they say they want a guy with a sense of humour.
If it were true, you'd be knee deep in clunge.

There's no justice.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:11, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh man !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I personally have no answer to that.
I don't understand women most of the time either.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'm afriad you've missed the point here
Sense humor is great, but you can't make a cake with just one ingredient
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

You see, they say they want a sense of humour
but what they really want is a rich, good-looking man who treats them like shit, sense of humour optional.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Trufax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Don't forget the schlong, they need a good sized schlong... the kind that looks like it belongs to a griffin with a cumtube attached.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

i can confirm officially
that a rich, good-looking man with an awesome body and a sense of humour who is a sheer genius in the sack AND who treats you like gold dust is, in fact, a much better option.

unless he meets someone better on his holiday (he has been texting me a lot, so far so good, but still 5 days of bikini clad moosey-whores to go!), that is. in which case he is a cunt like the rest of them...!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

He won't meet anyone better on his holiday ! Where is he going to find the time, what with him looking after his wife and kids who are with him?
But yeah', sure, the love has gone in the maridge and the devorce is just a formailty.... even though they're on holiday.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I imagine that would be the best possible option.
Imagine. No personal proof to back it up.
(Charmander, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You women have it all wrong.
You're both good looking girls, probably about an 8 each. What you want to be doing is going for a good 6, that way it's him that is worrying about you sleeping around, but at 2 levels down, they won't say anything incase they mess it up. He's probably already phoned his Ma' to tell her that he's bagged a hottie, and doesn't want the old "I told you not to get excited" speech. If you play it right, you could have him wrapped around your little finger and I might have some good looking mates for the occasional fling too !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

assuming this 8 is out of 10 (and not 100 or something)
i am close to tears here, gonz, i'm not gonna lie to you.

also curry is a week on wed now, will text TGB too? does that suit you? x
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)

it's the best option i've found so far by an impossible degree
and i've looked hard enough!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Let me just be certain about something.
Are you calling me a cunt, here?
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

No, surely not.
Cunts are useful.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I'm extremely useful.
Don't get me wrong, my faults are legion. Uselessness, though, isn't one of them.
( Kroney, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:01, Reply)

no more so than normal, darling

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)