I've tried to tell her.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i don't let him see that though!
i am v sweet and cool with him.

i just tried to keep his mind on the job by sending him away with a little holiday present. which was a mix of nice things and filthy things. it seems to have done the trick. so far.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)

What a lovely idea : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

he thought so
he texted and said "i'm speechless. and not just because i'm in my hotel bedroom all alone." and then went on about what he thought of everything in detail. phew. i was a bit worried he would think i was mad!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Sometimes you just have to trust your instincts with a guy and do what you feel is right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

You're talking about anal sex, aren't you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Pfft! I'm trying to be romantic here.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

or Wrong. very very Wrong and Illegal in 47 states!!!!
edit - haha labs, snap!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Don't talking about snapping when I'm thinking of anal
*winces and crosses legs*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)

when are you NOT thinking of anal?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

3 seconds after ejaculation
When the post-orgasmic guilt and disgust sets in, and the shameful cleanup process starts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

i do love you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I sicken myself.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)

bulimia?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Twice the taste, zero calories

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)

will you stop talking about anal sex please?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)

NEVER!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Horses for courses but I'd be a bit uuurrrggh to open my holiday bag to discover a womans post menstruation knickers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

firstly
you'd just be thrilled she wasn't up the duff after all.

secondly, urrgh. what kind of women have you been shagging?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Rhymes with Stella

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)

oh
i thought that was what you had to drink 10 pints of to shag it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

AA's our resident expert on such matters
I had the hideous sight of a gothopotomus passed out by the regents canal on Saturday morning next to several lumps of human faeces and thought of Bella!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

gothopotamus
has made me laugh a lot.

and even though i could not be further from a goth, made me feel v guilty about my mini sicilian lemon cheesecake (does your work ever bring you to fleet street? you have GOT TO TRY COCO DI MAMA if so, fucking awesome place).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Goth Canal Moose.
rarest of all the Meese.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 13:59, Reply)