i've seen worse
looking eerily at me over the rim of a pint pot.

/shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Bollocks
We've never even met
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

there is even worse and creepier and wronger than you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I was about to say "wait until you meet me to make that judgement"
but I've just realised you mean Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

urgh
i wasn't actually thinking about him. but thanks for making my pesto pasta want to reappear all over my keyboard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

So that's TWO people I'm less repellent than!
*parties like it's 1999*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Rachel, I was wondering, you know your jaccuzzi...
... I heard once that you can put your mouth of a nosel and breath the air going through it to stay under water, so you can suprise people when they get in by suddenly putting your head up.

Has anyone done that in your private jacuzzi in your locked appartment?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

do you mean a snorkel?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

no
he means, have i or any of my friends ever given anyone a blowie or other form of oral treat in there.

i plead the fifth.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I don't think he does.
He was talking about hiding under water and popping up and surprising people. I think. Maybe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

maybe he was
but i bet you any money he was THINKING about oral sex from me or any one of my friends in my jacuzzi. or possibly my friends giving it to each other.

gonz?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

"..... and by a twist of faite, with 5 buetiful women in the jacuzzi plus myself, I declared _myself_ the winner of the blowjob compeitition".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

which 5 women?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

The you and your friends bit, durh.
I wouldn't be as so crass to go down Boujis, pull 5 fitties, pretend that I live in your place (and I lost my keys, so I had to break in), make excuses as to why I don't know the layout of the place, then have a blowjob competition in your jaccuizzi.... and not even invite you !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)

also
f l

obviously
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

natch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

+s

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

now i'm thinking about nachos
mmm. nachos.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Do you have to get the water changed when you do that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

you do if you accidentally tip a pot plant into someone's pool
it turns out. Ditto breaking a bottle of red wine on the side of the pool.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Isn't that more due to the shards of stabby stuff though?
Mind you, I could imagine it fucking up the pipes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

the glass didn't get in the pool
the wine did.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

No, a regulator.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)