Darth massively overreacted.
I didn't call his bird ugly, just said I don't find her attractive. She is blonde, for starters, and I don't really go for blondes. I don't find, for example, Louise Redknapp attractive, though Bobby and many other blokes do.

The quender comment was just the usual Darthward bumjibes. I was in no way bullying him, being mean or anything else. The only thing I'm sorry for is that he got genuinely upset. I'm sure he feels the same about Fiona Bruce.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:26, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Susannah Reid you cunt!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Would, but after I'd thoroughly finished with Sian Williams.
Seriously, does anyone else reckon I was out of order?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1274632
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Stop spoiling the internet drama, this place has been shit for weeks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

but but I don't like it when mummy and daddy fight
D:
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Stop explaining. It was sod all.
I got called MARTIN SCORSESE HANDS once. Here.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I once got told shitrags were more fit to fuck than I was.
SO I CANNOT IMAGINE THE DEVISTATION I CAUSED FOR DARTH AND HIS BIRD.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

If the link I saw is what he was referring to then a little bit yeah.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

nah. I wasn't being offensive about his missus.
Regardless of my views on posting pics of his bird all over b3ta. Has she agreed to it?

Anyway, massive overreaction is massive overreaction.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Speaking as someone who massively overreacted recently
I'm sure he'll get over it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Shurrup you girl.
One man's horse is another man's ass.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

alright, jesus, get off my back innit!
I HATE YOU! THIS IS A FLOUNCE.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

but it won't hurt you?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

*takes offence*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Yes you were. As was I.
We were carrying on about how unattractive she is*.
A WHOLE THREAD ABOUT IT.
And several thousand posts.
Please ignore the fact that it was almost a month ago. Doesn't make it less true, you massive bully.

*may or may not be true
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

WHO ARE HIS INFORMERS ???!?!?!?!?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Snow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

You no say daddy me Snow me I gon' blame

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

a likky boom boom down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

i DON'T KNOW rORY! cAN'T SEE HOW SOMEONE WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO TELL HIM THE THINGS i SAID.
aLMOST A MONTH AGO.
^iGNORE THIS BIT
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

I am bearing slight grudges over things said MONTHS ago
but I'm very understanding and I realise that not everyone is as wonderful and magnanimous as me, so I wait, and pray that the perpetrators find happiness. Or agonising death.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Alright Gary?
When you moving to Edinburgh then?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Hopefully Guv.
Don't tell my boss though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Nod's as good as a wink etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

what, hang on, they're letting Roota move here?
*looks around nervously*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Hide everything of value, NOW!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I have to do that already
place is rammed with porridge-wogs, who'd a thought it?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

I won't steal your porridge. I can't stand it.
And we're months away from moving so you have time to relocate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

fuck off, I love it here.
We'll just have to agree separate territories. Careful with the scent marking though.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

My scent is 'boiled veg' and 'victimisation'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

I hear Liverpool will be quite nice
in a few months time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Safer to walk the streets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

She's behind your bins
right the fuck now!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Shite!
Man the hoses!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Yo K Dizzle.
I don't think you are that fit anyway.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Yo P Double Dizzle
it's all good, I fancy your mum more than I fancy you
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

eew.
But I am dashing and suave irl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

and i look like heather off eastenders

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

You will never match 'Evver's beauty.
How old does she look?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

:(
132
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Why are you so nice about Evver and not about people's wives?
Hmmm?
EH?
HUUUUH?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I feel horrible for making the initial comment that sparked it all off.
OMG I'M SO HORRID AND BEASTLY!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)

but it's all my fault, you see?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

As an upstanding British gentleman
I must accept some of the blame. It's the decent thing to do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

You are going to be tagged for this.
You can only enter the internet between 9pm and 7am
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Since finishing my job I thought I'd be here all the time.
Turns out not to be the case.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:43, Reply)

I am less busy at work and more despising of my employers
so that always ups my activity.
If I'm busy and happy I stay away.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:48, Reply)

I find that having the house to myself most of the day
is conducive to watching DVDs I haven't watched in ages (or at all).
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

DVDs neighbours showering
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Too easy
DVDs I haven't watched in ages (or at all). porn and wanking like a born-again teenager.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)