Woo! a tour of an online bookshop warehouse!
I'm thrilled for you.

(Seriously though, that sounds fantastic, tell me more about it. I'm excited no your behalf).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

someone already made that joke :)
It's an educational environmental kind-of thing. I'm just on the list as yet, but hopefully they will contact me at some point then BAM! I'm signing up! I'm scared of snakes, but I'm not going to let that stop me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Good for you.
Apologies for the obvious joke

How will you be navigating the Amazon?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

I don't know any more about it
it's a regular thing - they take a bunch of people out there to learn about the place and about environmental things so we all come back and rant to everyone else about saving the planet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

if I'm honest it's at a pretty damn preliminary stage
I'm just over excited and getting ahead of myself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Err....
Can't you just read about it online, and then tell people about it, rather than FLYING half-way round the world and creating a massive carbon foot-print.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:51, Reply)

that was one of the arguments against it
but experiencing things and watching things are different
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:52, Reply)

I'm just joking with you.
If you get the chance to go, you should take it.

You might even be able to invent a larping game to play when you're over there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

I'll get the local tribes to join in!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

You could set them against each other.
It would be real-life larping as they start lobbing spears at each other.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:00, Reply)

spears with foam tips, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

I'm scared of everything but it doesn't stop me leaving the house each day.

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

One word:
Anacondas.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Also, candiru fish.
They swim up your urine stream and lodge themselves in your bits. Niiiiiiiice.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:47, Reply)

She's been nothing since she stoppped working with Alistair McGowan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

McGowan is possibly one of the worst impressionists ever.
He always sounds like Alistair McGowan doing an impression of someone else, which is never a good start.

Not as bad as that radio ventriloquist in the 20's who, on the advent of television, was rapidly discovered to be an utter fraud and subsequently had his career destroyed in seconds.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:54, Reply)

It's true.
I wish I could remember his name, but I saw a clip of him a while back and he made no attempt at all to stop his lips moving. All I could think was "Live radio audiences must have been really fucking thick".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:58, Reply)

She is fit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:09, Reply)

i know, just thinking about them
*shudder*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I'll give you a good reference if you like?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:49, Reply)

"Cavy has great skills
at swimming through the mire of nonsense posted on /ot throughout the day"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)

"tries to keep bullying to a minimum, has blonde hair, once rode a unicorn over a rainbow ON FIRE!"

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:55, Reply)

hey! where's all this blonde nonsense come from?
it's yellow, damn it!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

yellow?
oh
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

blonde implies I'm dumb
it's been a long-running meme (IRL) that I don't admit to being blonde
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:03, Reply)