Aye
Pretty much been headhunted, had an interview, expecting an offer this week.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Fingers crossed. That would be superb.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I understand the workload is quite intensive
So their offer will have to be damn good. I could do with a change in scenery though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Good luck!
Are you going to live in Badger's closet?
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Thanks!
No I am not. If I get the offer, and if it's decent, I'll look into flats/sharing etc.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Get one with Lusty. She does all the cleaning.

*HI! HOW'S THE VANITY SEARCH GOING?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:01, Reply)

A dedicated one too
She showed me her maid uniform.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:03, Reply)

You should see some of her other ones.
Cor!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Cor blimey Mary Poppins indeed!
See I'm learning the lingo already, I'll fit in nicely, or as you Londoners say, 'like a knife in a 12 year old ASBO drug dealer from an impoverished council estate'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I hate you Boycie.

( wanderlust, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Oh thank goodness, that's the first step to my true happiness.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

What's the second?

( wanderlust, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)

CAYKE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Blowjob competition where I'm the winner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

A mouth full of 1m30s microwaved minstrals.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

getting a dog

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:41, Reply)

+pregnant
/Jefflols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:43, Reply)

You want to win a compo for giving the best blowjob?
I'm not sure you've thought this through.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

No, that's not how it works.
Basicly, Lusty, Berk, Chickenlady, B3th, Roota are all having an arguement in rachal's hot tub (everyone forgot their swimming clothes, so they're all naked) that has loads of soapy bubbles. They are all like "No, _I_ give the best blowjob ! It's simply Not Fair that you think you give better blowjobs" when the door bell goes off. It's the pizza delivery boy, who happens to be me, so I say "Alright ladies, I'll settle this once and for all...." and then I get naked so we're all naked and soapy in the jaccuzzi and I go "Alright, who goes first?" and they..... etc etc etc, I'm not going to cockblock myself any further on this one, don't want to ruin my chances if this situation ever comes about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

But only when my right testicle stops hurting.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:48, Reply)

How many extra lumps has it got ?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Eww, I'm not going to touch it, I know where it's been.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Ask your gp for an urgent referral for the bollock doctor
He'll know what to do. It could be a bird of course, but you shouldn't get your hopes up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Last year I had a female doctor play with my balls, I wasn't sure of the ettiquate so I got her some flowers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Dude, you need to feel for any lumps.
It'll probably be just a cyst if there is one, but you should still get it checked out.

/speaks from experience.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm sure it's alright, I'll check it out tonight when I get back from work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Maybe it's hurting because you keep thinking about a mass blowjob
with loads of b3tan hotties. It's pressure.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I am lost for words.

( wanderlust, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

It's rude to talk with your mouth full

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Haha, yeah', that would imply I can last longer than 5 strokes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Can I order a large American Hot with extra olives and mushrooms please?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

THIN CRUST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Thanks Gonz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Eugh, mushrooms?!!
You sicken me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Eh? It's not like I said sweetcorn or pineapple or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Both of those are fine by me
I hate mushrooms. And onions on pizza. And peppers.
A pizza should just have meat and chillies on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

That is a fair comment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I have no idea why people would put pinapple on a pizza

( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Because they are bent?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Pineapple makes me do a sick.
Vile stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

A pizza without mushrooms is like a day without sunshine etc etc

( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think onion on a pizza is an abomination.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Hmmm I had one in italy that had red onion on and it worked
Regular onion though, definitely not
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

You want Gonz to deliver a pizza to you so you can suck him off don't you?

( wanderlust, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Yes. Yes I do.
*fires up hot tub*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Knowing you it's more 'hot box'

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Does he like it when you grab onto his hair and tug at it like a harnis on a horse?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Ahh, the Allison Hannigan Special, coming right up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 11:06, Reply)