I'm beyond gutted, my Ma' booked the spa-hotel thing for next monday without asking me, and it seems like a nice hotel...
....but there is no swimming pool, there is no jacuzzi, treatments _start_ at £100 each (for like 30 mins, most of them being things like eyelash extention and nail stuff, which really isn't for me.) and I can't ask work for a week off with only 3 days notice. And I feel like shit because now I'm a spoilt fucking brat who is bang out of order, turning down a holiday that I really actually needed and was looking forward too... and how if I tell her this, she'll feel bad when she was only doing me a favour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ask your boss
If he/she is decent and could let you take the time off then off you go. There could be a swimming pool nearby
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:23, Reply)

It's not really the pool thing, it's that there is fuck all for me there. I could afford like maybe 2 30m treatments (that I'm not interested in) over the 5 days if I don't go out and cut back for the rest of the month....
... and there is nothing, for me, to do there. At least a pool type thing would mean I can chill out or something rather than spend the whole time in some sort of lounge or my room or whatever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Good point
She may be able to cancel the hotel reservations now without losing any money
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Just say, "Oh Ma I don't think you realised but this is just a beauty salon with female treatments."
She wouldn't want you getting your eyelashes tinted and your vagina Vajazzled just to save her feelings. She wants you to have a nice relaxing spa day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Or this
Roota is the sage of offtopic today, it would seem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

What do you mean, "today"?
I'm always the sage. I'm like the Trash Heap off Fraggle Rock, me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

My apologies miss
*lets the music play*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

*clap clap*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Thanks
I'll be singing that for the rest of the morning now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Dance your cares away, blue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah', I think I will.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Well I think he's well selfish.
I'd love a bit of vajazzling, me.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

We saw the photos.
The 'Abraham Lincoln' was particularly fecthing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)