Just say, "Oh Ma I don't think you realised but this is just a beauty salon with female treatments."
She wouldn't want you getting your eyelashes tinted and your vagina Vajazzled just to save her feelings. She wants you to have a nice relaxing spa day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Or this
Roota is the sage of offtopic today, it would seem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

What do you mean, "today"?
I'm always the sage. I'm like the Trash Heap off Fraggle Rock, me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

My apologies miss
*lets the music play*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

*clap clap*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Thanks
I'll be singing that for the rest of the morning now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Dance your cares away, blue

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Yeah', I think I will.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Well I think he's well selfish.
I'd love a bit of vajazzling, me.
( Kroney, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

We saw the photos.
The 'Abraham Lincoln' was particularly fecthing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)