written by a christian.
doesn't stop me wanting to find a dirty little sexual fantasy in it I'm afraid. LOTR is even harder, more wimmins, put they are all so pure and sexless, I think i'd end up doing Sam's bird.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well, she comes up to the right height, I suppose...
Though doesn't he go to great pains to say they're the same size as a nine year old child?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

having just finished reading the hobbit and lord of the rings again
I can safely say he does not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fair enough.
It's been fifteen years since I read them, so I may have been misremembering. I was pretty sure he said that though. *frowns*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

the guys in it are filthy, though
Aragon would definitely get it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Which one was Sean Bean?
Was it Boromir? He'd get it from me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

yeah, boromir
I do him, but I'd be thinking of Aragorn. Lame girls want Legolas, but he's just too inoffensive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Aragorn was Viggo Mortensen, yes?
I think I'd still rather have Sean Bean. And Legolas can fuck right off. I couldn't do any bloke with better hair than me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

yeah, he's not that fit in other stuff
it's the tall, dark, ranger, larper look that does it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)