This morning I discovered that the Electric Light Orchestra's "Mr Blue Sky" prompts one to run faster thanks to its brisk drumbeat
Now I don't know much about the ELO, but I'm sure Monty does. Accordingly, I have created the below template as a short cut.

"The Electric Light Orchestra were fucking shit. _____ was a decent album/song (delete as applicable) but after 19__ they were total cack. And _____ _______ is a fucking wanker of the highest order."

I think this is more or less flawless, as Monty doesn't like any music made in a year starting with a 2, and although Bono only has the one name it'd be beneath him to point out that he's a cunt.

What time-saving devices could you offer your fellow B3tans? A toilet with in-built freezer facilities for Kroney? A calendar which skips straight from August to October for AA?

Alt: Best use for the excess skin around Rupert Murdoch's chin area.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:08, 13 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Rammstein are good to walk to, as most songs of theirs have a marching beat, speeds you right up.
Erm, I suppose I'd say a drinks machine full of nothing but cans of Diet Coke for Swipey, as I'm currently suffering from a rather major brainfart.

Alt: To hang him with.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Obviously i read that as 'wank to'
This place has ruined me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Since I discovered the walking thing, they have done porn in one of their videos,
So it's not too inaccurate.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

The Sonne video was borderline
Genius idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

This goes over the border by quite a ridiculous amount
Money shots and all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Name of song?
*fires up YouTube*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Youtube has the cut version only
Here is the full version WARNING: Severely NSFW.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

The wiki article says they used body doubles
but having watched the video I'm not sure how some of the shots could have been done with body doubles.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

The body doubles thing doesn't really surprise me
I just couldn't believe they'd gone for full on porn
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

What I'm saying is
It look not only like they have gone for full on porn, but also that it is actually one or more of them engaging in it and not body doubles at all.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Sorry, I get your point

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Cheers mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

it's not one of their better songs unfortunately

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I don't watch porn for the soundtrack

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

in that case the only reason to watch it is because you want to ogle the wangs of Rammstein

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I was operating on the bizarre idea that there might be hot girls in it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)

This is very true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

She's not very attractive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:11, Reply)

What are you talking about?
That DID NOT HAPPEN.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

It's comedy gold, Marty takes everything to heart from the internet, offline stews about it and then rages about them at random times
He must be looking at his 'better half' now with the added critique factor that 'she's not very attractive' because someone on the internet said so.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I'm shitting myself.
I think I mentioned not liking prawns once.
I mean, I'm not saying prawns are disgusting, just that they don't suit my palate.
Oh Jesus...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I nearly bought
this album at a bootsale this weekend. But I didn't. However, if you're into actually paying for your music rather than being a filthy pirate like me, £7.99 isn't a bad price for all those songs.

I read once that what draws you to music is less to do with the style, and more to do with the bpm matching your internal rythym, or some bollocks like that. It might explain why I have such a disparate mix of tracks on most of my favourite playlists.

Alt: toilet seat cover.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Ooh, b3th, I'll give you Maria Vidal, but that album would make me very depressed.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

anything that involves running makes me depressed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I was going to say toilet paper but your idea'll do.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I hold YOU responsible for Rupert Murdoch.
Oh, and I hold my Uncle Albert responsible too.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I used to hold her responsible for Ricky Ponting

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I'm not talking to you without a lawyer or Rebekah Wade present.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:23, Reply)

It's hardly libellous to call Ricky Ponting a beady-eyed wanker

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I don't trust you Darth. I think this is a set-up.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

play nice

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I am.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

If it goes to court you can cite precedent
Fucking thousands of precedents
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I love Ricky Ponting so much.
He's a gargantuan cunt and winds up everyone he comes across. My idol.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I hold hope you'd set that poisonous bitch's head on fire.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

She is fire-resistant.
Her hair is not red. Those are flames, trying desperately to burn her face, which is made of asbestos tiles.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

In that case, substitute fire for hammers.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

About that...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

When I used to jog (which I don't do anymore cos its fucking awful)
I used to listen to Hitchin' a Ride by Green Day on repeat simply because the beat remained constant at the pace I wanted to be jogging.
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

it's a good tune

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Fair few good tunes on there, but some utter abominations too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:19, Reply)

I think if you're putting togethere a generic '101 xxx songs' CD
you're going to get some absolute dross in there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:21, Reply)

My Sharona!

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Meh.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Exactly

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

It's the fact it's got tracks like 'Reet Petite' (genius) followed by 'Candyman' (awful)
I couldn't handle the changes from the sublime to the shite over and over again.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Hang about
Candyman by Christina Aguilera? That's a great song! Brilliant to Jive to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Yes.
I hate it, as it's often played on the breakfast show that wakes me in the morning.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Well I can't call you a bender in this circumstance
Umm... rubbish person. Yeah, that'll do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

'Candyman' by The Grateful Dead is excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I've not heard that
I'm referring to the god awful Christina Aguilera song.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

The LP from which it comes, 'American Beauty', is a superb record.
I recommend it to all - it's actually very accessible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I thought you weren't into film any more?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Alt: Mobile phone covers

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

yuck

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Alt.
Could we just drag it up over his smug face and bulldog clip it to the back of his head so he slowly suffocates under his own chin flab?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

WINNAR

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

The best part is that it would also
work with Cliff Richard
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Once irksome celebrities reach a certain age we can just hang them up by their chin-flaps
and charge the public to throw stuff at them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

I like ELO, their songs cheer me up.
Despite currently listening to a brilliant electric guitar cover of Pachelbel's Canon in D.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wam-oMub8EU
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Also, we could use it for skin replacement on burn victims.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Long live the new(s) flesh!
*inserts vhs*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Oh, I love Pachelbel's Canon!
It was part of our wedding music.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

This is EPIC wedding music.
Plus, he looks like Frodo and is a fantastic guitarist.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

controversial
I can't fucking stand Pachelbel's Canon. I think it is fucking shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Horses for courses.
Still a technically brilliant piece of music though, I think.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I'm struggling to think of any time saving devices for b3tans
How about a MASSIVE drugs home delivery network?
( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

With baboons?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Got any Clarky Cat?

( Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Nah, sorry mate.
Had to stop brewing it after one girl threw up her pelvis.

It was fucking disgusting!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:32, Reply)

It's a fookin' disgrace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I had an idea (it had to happen once)
It was a food and hooker delivery service called Nosh and a Nosh, basically at the end of your night of drink and drug fun you go home a bit peckish and horny... you call Nosh 'n' Nosh and a pizza delivered by a hooker (possibly with more beer) arrives, you tuck into your deep pan and rest the box on her head while she goes to work.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Michael Marshall Smith's novel "Only Forwards" features almost exactly that service
It was voted Most Awesome Idea Ever by Macho Neighborhood 3 years running, if I recall.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Ah cock it...
does it mean I cant claim it as my own anymore. FUCKSOCKS.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

My pal had a card from a 24 hour booze delivery service called....


'Licquor Out'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

glorious
I knew a couple of guys who started a gardening business called Uphill Gardening
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

ELO are bent. 'ELO SAILOR', more like.
Jeff Lynne is a fucking turd. No good records at all. *

THE END.

However 'Drugs' by Gift is my tune du jour. Great drums and a mighty, mighty riff.


*did I do it right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Well it's slightly truncated but points for imagination

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I bet you like Sailor though.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

anyone who spends this much of his life calling things "bent"
is probably so far in the closet he's found Narnia.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I have indeed found it. It's bent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

haha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

There's a reason Mr Tumnus has bow legs

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Well, I always had my doubts about Mr Tumnus
But I bet the White Which would be proper filthy in bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Nah. Frigid bitch.

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

She's not very attractive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

THAT DID NOT HAPPEN AND WE HAVE TO PLAY NICE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

it did happen
but it was, and is incredibly boring.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Fuck off, it counts as internet drama
Which is about all we can hope for round here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

yes but very dull drama
to summarise:
Otherwise decent bloke over-reacts to mild insult to his girlfriend and subsequently apologises, tedious people continue to bring it up in the hope that he will chuck his toys again, which he obviously won't, I fall asleep.

And having said that I shall shut up because I realise I am only prolonging the tediousness of it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I don't want him to chuck his toys again and I ain't seen no 'pologies.
But sometimes tittiness shouldn't be forgotten so quickly.
This is the internet. It's very serious.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

meh, I said dull, not reprehensible
its an aesthetic judgement more than anything.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I just don't feel emotionally and mentally ready to have a conversation with Darth just yet.
I'm still healing.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

perhaps you could have a strop
and cause a drama?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

what about?
I have very few sensitive areas and I don't make a habit of making them known online.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

then make something up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU ! TO EVEN SUGGEST THAT I MIGHT MAKE THINGS UP!
I hate you
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE ME!
YOU'RE ALWAYS MAKING THINGS UP AND YOU SMELL OF WEE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

IT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE
well once today anyway and i'm wearing my special pants, so you can't smell anything you dirty welsh sheep-fucker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME WELSH
MY SHEEP-FUCKING WAS NOTHING TO DO WITH NATIONALITY
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

*is now laughing to hard to continue being outraged*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

does that mean I win?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

only at this.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Home Sweet Home
Those were the days alright. Hopefully when Mistaspakkaman returns from his travels interfering with foreign children whose families can be bought off for five dolla, we can once again return to those halycon days. He'll have to drag Maladicta back out of retirement though...
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, there's aren't many options
for sexual fantasy ion those books that wouldn't involve bestiality or pedophilia, I think she may be the only adult human(ish) female character.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

It's almost as if
it were a book for children!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

written by a christian.
doesn't stop me wanting to find a dirty little sexual fantasy in it I'm afraid. LOTR is even harder, more wimmins, put they are all so pure and sexless, I think i'd end up doing Sam's bird.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Well, she comes up to the right height, I suppose...
Though doesn't he go to great pains to say they're the same size as a nine year old child?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

having just finished reading the hobbit and lord of the rings again
I can safely say he does not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Fair enough.
It's been fifteen years since I read them, so I may have been misremembering. I was pretty sure he said that though. *frowns*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:22, Reply)

the guys in it are filthy, though
Aragon would definitely get it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Which one was Sean Bean?
Was it Boromir? He'd get it from me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

yeah, boromir
I do him, but I'd be thinking of Aragorn. Lame girls want Legolas, but he's just too inoffensive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Aragorn was Viggo Mortensen, yes?
I think I'd still rather have Sean Bean. And Legolas can fuck right off. I couldn't do any bloke with better hair than me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

yeah, he's not that fit in other stuff
it's the tall, dark, ranger, larper look that does it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Susan and, er, the other one are both adults at the end of the second book

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

pervert

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Yes?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Girls, Girls, Girls
Yes, I have that tune.

*shames*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

You are my grandad Ray
AICMI
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Hands off!
I'm sorting out my own inheritance! So far I've got half of each parent, half of DJ, and most of mr b3th.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Dream on!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Oh god. Have you got dibs on mr b3th?
And you're welcome to DJ. He's probably not worth anything now he's a dole scum anyway...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You can have your husband's wealth, but you ain't having mine as well.
I have a cat and a cheese addiction to support.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Motley Crue?
If so, no shame involved.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

No, the Sailor vesion.
But I do like the Motley Crue version also. And thanks to Never Mind the Buzzcocks (back when it was still funny) I sing 'Body Shop in the MArble Arch' along with it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Are those not the words then?
Oh dear...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I liked their version of Nirvana's Nevermind
"I fit two pigs, in containers! Here we are now, into Day Nurse!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I love ELO, it reminds me of going on holiday as a kid.
We could get funfair a "random Daily Mail reader opinion generator", I'm sure it wouldn't take more than 5 minutes to throw together.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

"Asylum seekers carry a new type of AIDS which can lower house prices"
There you go
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

there must be one online already

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I once genuinely saw the following headine in the Express
"Aslyum Seekers Eat OUR Donkeys"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I have a habit of running to the
beat when on a running machine, unfortunately I have a habit of listening to music with a syncopated rhythm. Radiohead is particularly bad to run to.

I am too sleepy to be creative with ideas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Disclaimer in advance; post-1997 only
to run to
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

you are very very wrong
admittedly the syncopated rhythms do get more pronounced later

Hail to the Thief is brilliant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

You are my mum
AICMFP, she loves Radiohead, thus making them significantly less cool.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

LESS cool?
Is this possible?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

she's a 65 yearold retired librarian
with a penchant for cardigans and sandals I think she's capable of making anything less cool by liking it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Change it to a he and you are turning mcb3th on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

damn time travel again.
Anyway, I bet your mum thinks you're cool, making you significantly less cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I doubt it
She's had to learn to accept my, and my sisters, weirdnesses, but I doubt she thinks we are cool, in fact I doubt she has a concept of cool.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

If I'm honest I gave up after Amnesiac

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I gave up after Creep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Hail to the Thief was a bit more
accessible and less bleepy. King of Limbs is pretty beautiful in parts, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Achingly beautiful?
Oh, sorry, Apey's not about, is he. Some crap excuse about offspring.

I should clarify; I've no problem with bleepy, but a song to attach said bleeps to is a minimum requisite.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

that's what HTTT
is, more tunes, less bleep
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You know what, I'll give it a listen
as it's you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lstDdzedgcE
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

That's not bad at all actually
Thank you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

I gave up after I heard Creep.
I only like one song of Radiohead, and I actively dislike the others.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Woop woop!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I should say you have no soul
or slope of into a "you wouldn't understand..."

but I like being in a minority
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

If a hipster falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
Yes, but you haven't heard it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I hope you're not calling me a hipster!
I'm not young and lanky enough and I couldn't dress fashionably scruffy to save my life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

God no
I would never insult you so. Just an amusing joke I heard from Bella that I thought fitted the conversation.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

it is pretty funny
and one I shall steal for my repertoire
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:18, Reply)

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You wouldn't have heard of it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:20, Reply)

*click*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Radiohead are shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

This is mainly for AA, and Sportscow if he's about;
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-14134851
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I saw that this morning
Joey Barton - the gift that keeps on giving
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Aye, saw that, made me laugh
All in all, it's been a decent morning for football, Fulham have finally found someone to sort their left back problem, and we've sold the same left back problem to Leicester.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Not so much for me
Lost to a US team in our first pre-season game. Their goalie scored from his own area (watch the video, it's embarassing).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I think Sunderland's first pre-season game is away at York tonight
Last time we played them pre-season, I had approx 10 pints of Stella and we won 5-0. Good times
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Ours is tonight
A win would be nice, but I don't have high hopes.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

3 new players starting tonight
(out of 9!)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

We'd have had him
Three weeks or so until the new season starts and we still don't have a left-back. Or a goalscorer. Or more than seven first-team reserves.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:02, Reply)

George McCartney is available
*sniggers*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

If he is a) alive and b) vaguely experienced in the left-back position
then he's better than what we've currently got.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

No. No, he is not
Playing 10 men would be the better option
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Which is also preferable to sticking Joel Lynch there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Dev is good to dance to, as well as The Cataracs.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 11:54, Reply)

^THEY ARE BETTER THAN BRITNEY^

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

She's not very attractive

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This is getting a touch tedious Rory

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Marty'll go for the bait at some point

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

No, he won't
He only flounces once
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

ONCE A WEEK !!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

It is tedious and so it should be.
Feel the tedium and reflect.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

britney?
Yeah, she's a bit uggo
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

She's done alright for herself though

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

she's a robot

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I used to have every page of a Britney calender on my wall when I first went to university
she used to be well tasty
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

+14
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

i think she hit her peak with the in the zone album
It all went downhill from there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I haven't got a clue what the albums were called
I know many of her songs because I got stoned and completed Britney's Dance Beat on the PS2 with every character (using the controller, not the dance mat)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

that sounds AWESOME

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Isn't she back for another go at the moment?
She won't give up, bless her. She's like freefair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'd still fuck her
in case you were wondering. For old times sake.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

better get in quick
before you're off the market.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

you're right
fortunately my mrs approves of most of the other famous women I fancy, so shouldn't be a problem sorting out a few threeways after the wedding
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

yeah, it's quite sad
You can just hear it in each of her songs, she has no passion in her voice
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

ELO are/were bollocks.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hello you
How's the 'insert part of body that got tattooed yesterday'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

fine! don't ask me how my tattoo is!
*humphs*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You've already told us how yours is, you beakering arse.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I was putting it on for effect
I'm really intending to stop talking about it now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

how big is it Vipros?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

fucking massive mate
oh, you mean the tattoo....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:32, Reply)

fnarr

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

about 5 inches across or so
not massive. Wasn't particularly painful apart from the first shower after having it done. That hurt like a bitch.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

I don't find it painful until the artist stops for a bit and gives the skin a few minutes to settle down
then the next few strokes hurt. It's ok today as long as I don't bang it. Mine is pretty much the size of an a4 bit of paper.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

yeah, I noticed that
still, it was worth it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

morning dear, yeah ok, it didn't enjoy the gym but now it's washed and clean it's alright.
Looking forward to the colour being done. Plus having the other one started friday!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)