I honestly think everyone's too gobsmacked by the notion that a hopelessly naive 16-year-old idealist would want to stick around here to believe that's what he is

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:22, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

TD said he was Swipey
and while I don't believe this it's the closest I've come to thinking he was a sock, The dates and the politics match.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

no way
she wouldn't bother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Agreed
I honestly don't think Swipe could be arsed with such a pretence. And if she did, FreeFair would be all about telling Al he's a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

As I say I didn't believe it
just liked this theory more than most. I've always thought he was real, but i'm giving up on thinking he's worth talking to I had forgotten just how thick 16 year-olds actually are.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

it's not so much the thickness
but the complete confidence that they aren't thick and in fact know everything, despite having experienced almost nothing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

this is why it's believeable
you don't get many on art and design courses, but the odd 'I'm a proper fashion photographer who knows everything' does turn up. The only option is taking the piss
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

he actually reminds me a bit of The Stig
was he before your time?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

The Stig?
I'm sure you don't mean the racing driver and it doesn't sound much like stig of the dump (although I have a bad memory), but I am sure I'm older than you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

he was a guy on here
needy and whingy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

If there was a B3tan with the nerve and unoriginality to call himself The Stig
Then the best way he could have conducted himself was to not say anything ever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh man he was a bit odd, generally alright
but then he turned up at a bash and disgraced himself, didn't he?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

oh, a b3tan
doh!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This is an excellent summary of 16-year-olds
It also surmises nicely why I hated school.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

As much as I adore swipey
she has enough trouble keeping her own personality in check, let alone running another one alongside it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It all adds up...
Her new bloke is really a fat 16 year old she is keeping locked up in her flat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Now this I believe.
it would explain so much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)