Is this about 'periods'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:23, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You seem uncommonly bouncy Mr Boyce
Good drugs?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Sadly not - exhaustion caused by a fucking alarm opposite my flat keeping me up half the night.
Similar effects.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

Ahh sleep dep induced psychosis
That can be fun and best of all it's free.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

A couple of drinks after work and I am going to be feeling pretty fucking odd I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I got the impression
you rather enjoyed feeling odd. Of am I confusing your meme with reality
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

It's my life's work. The odder the better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

I was wondering the other day if whales or monkeys have periods.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I've heard of monkeys with typewriters, but whales? Come on, Gonz ... be reasonable.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Baboon TISH

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I know it was a crap pun but I hoped you'd be gibbon me the benefit of the doubt.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Maybe you should practice on your family first, like your dad and Ma-then-you'll-be-Set (marmoset)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'm gibbon you the benefit of the doubt here, but that last pun was a howler.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

For god's saki

(Oh man, kissing that must be what it's like to go down on Generic Female B3tan as you move your head in)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I've wondered this
about most animals, but surely if, for example, dogs had periods I'd have seen one....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Where's Jeff when you need him, eh?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Exactly, I would have thought I would have heard of it, but they're mammals too, which is the closest to what we are.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:30, Reply)

bitches menstruate when they are in season.
A hip hop guide to veterinary science, part one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

So are all dog owners just very good at cleaning up?
because, not that I pay attention to such things, but I've never seemn a dog bleeding from the cunt.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

look harder.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Nah, I'll leave that to Jeff
Seriously though, why, in all the zoos and documentaries in the world have I never seen a single animal on the blob?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I once saw this stroppy cow, can't say if she was on the blob or not, but the staff at primark were glad to get rid of her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I think humans are one of the only creatures
who're ready to breed throughout the year

:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Yay!
More chances for getting lucky that way.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

throughout the year? have you read some of the posts on here? more like once a decade.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

capable of
is not the same as actually having the opportunity to be
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

imagine the lack of opportunity
combined with having to wait to be in season, it'd be even harder to get laid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

this is a valid point
but then if you were in-season at a different time to other girls you'd be in more demand, rather than the over-flooded market it is now.

wait, I think I implied you were a girl, there. Oops
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

You wouldn't be the first or likely the last woman to do so.
I generally take it as a compliment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Show us yer tits, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

*removes shirt*
*cups moobs and flutters eyelashes*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

I think he's gone off for a wank now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:04, Reply)

answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100519204533AACNETp
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Thank you
Informative as always.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

*winks*

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

being human sucks

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I don't know. *shrugs*
We have cake.
( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

that is true
I quite like that we have books, too
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

and cheese
cheese is awesome, as is chocolate. and I for one think that the ability to have sex more or less whenever we feel like it is worth the periods, but then I don't have to have them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Well now I'm not screaming in agony once a month, I would agree with you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Chemicals FTW
Period pains FTL
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Oh man, I'm never touching a fanny again !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Again?
/obvious
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Yeah', once on the way out was more than enough for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)