I'm not certain of many other scenes that still make me laugh that hard, even after seeing them shitloads of times.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Have you ever seen Leonard Rossiter's 'Le Petomane'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I have not

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

It's only about 15 minutes long.
I'm sure it's online somewhere - you need cheering up, this will do it, guaranteed. It's a true story, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I read a book on the original Le Petomane
you just don't get that quality of entertainment any more.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I have his biography at home, lovingly written by his grandson.
The transcripts of his 'act' are hysterical.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I know this is massively predictable
but the bar scene in Airplane! does that to me. As does most of His Girl Friday, which it's almost impossible to separate out into scenes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Airplane is magnificent

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:13, Reply)

No question
Morning mate. I see Liverpool have agreed a fee for Downing now. Is Kenny planning to field a team consisting entirely of midfielders next season?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Along with Sunderland and Newcastle it would seem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Can I just interject...
Downing is shit. I'm a Boro supporter, and it was questionable whether he was good enough for us, never mind Liverpool.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

When he played his 6 games for Sunderland he was excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:20, Reply)

games minutes
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Certainly seems that way
Ah well, we've got a few to ship out still, Poulsen, Cole, Jovanovic, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:19, Reply)

Seriously though
What is your best midfield now? And how do you justify shelling out that much money for substitutes? And how the FUCK is Charlie Adam 25?! He looks significantly older than me and I'm under no illusions that my chances of making it as a Premiership footballer are somewhat limited at best.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Apparently
www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/liverpool-to-experiment-with-0%1111%110-formation-201107074046/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:27, Reply)

One of the Mash's best, recently
And written before Downing was signed!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:28, Reply)

I love this article
www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/ebou%C3%A9-puts-his-feet-up-and-reads-paper-201107114057/
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Hahaha
"nominally-speaking defender". Brilliant.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)