I bought a sexy new hat today*


*not sure it's sexy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

is it another trilby?
or a cunning hat?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

kind of trilby shaped
but straw and dark red
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

this sounds suspiciously chavvy to me
I think I shall need pictures in order to change my mind.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

chavvy? really?
arse.

I ain't taking no pictures of me, you'll just have to imagine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

The hat fool
I know what you look like, just link me to a pic of it on the Primark website.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

is it this?
www.matalan.co.uk/pws/images/catalogue/products/s2456245c333/prod/s2456245c333_1.jpg
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

no, this
www.tie-rack.co.uk/ladies/hats/t0294000101dn00u00

only not that colour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I would totally finger you if I met you wearing that.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

yes!
sexy hat!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Only if your aim is to get fingered by fat bald geordies

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

gotta start somewhere

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

You should have higher standards Cap'n

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Hmmm, borderline
I preferred the one I found, the distressed brim on that one is not really my bag, but then it's not my hat.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

mines
a nicer colour
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I was factoring that in
because the colour in that pic is gash.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

and don't forget the fact that hats always look ace on me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I've only even seen you in one hat
I'd need more data to come to a conclusion, but I know I look awesome in hats.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

there is a knack to wearing hats
I totally rocked the mortar board look the other week. I didn't need no stinkin hair grips to keep mine on
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I can believe it.
I bet you made the gown work for you too.

god this afternoon is dragging, only Gogol Bordello is getting me through, may have to bunk off early.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I didn't want to give it back
start wearing purple, wearing purple! My friend claimed this was a song that reminded him of me, once. I'm not going to analyse that.

I'm just avoiding doing useful things. This could last until August
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I'd rather be at home
I could be ironing and tidying my bedroom right now which would be both more useful and more fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

I don't cope well with holidays
I need to start doing something constructive, so far I've moved a bookcase into the kitchen and filled the lounge floor with books and boxes.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I'm hoping to make myself actually have a week off this year
this will be my first summer holiday in years. /sad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

you going to go somewhere?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Probably just visit a couple of family/friends
nothing special or expensive but should be nice to have the break.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

wait?
ironing? who the hell irons?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

People with a collection of Awesome Shirts
that they wish to look awesome in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Me.
I have done a phenomenal amount of it this week.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

you guys are weird
ironing is only useful as a last resort to make textiles projects look less shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I did without an iron for 2 years
and I bought it just because this one shirt really needed an iron so I never wore it. Since I got it though all my shirts are suddenly more wrinkled and creased. it's a conspiracy or something.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

ironing your hair doesn't count.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Are hats sexy?
Looking at the royal wedding and horse racing events over the past few months, I'd say not.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I'm hoping so
I suspect not on me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

hats are not sexy
but they're pretty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Like me!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

of course dear

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

fedora is teh sex

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)